Most Super Mega Ultra Powerful Great Supreme Overlord Court of the United States of America
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This article is about the satanic cult. For the article about the boring men and women who look like men in black dresses, see Supreme Court
The Most Super Mega Ultra Powerful Great Supreme Overlord Court of the United States of America (MSMUPGSOC USA; commonly referred to as simply the Overlord Court) is a modern satanic cult hell-bent on world domination. The Overlord Court is extremely influential in modern politics, and is under the protection of the United Nations.
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[edit] Doctrine
The Overlord Court has a simple doctrine - All members must pledge their undying loyalty to the Court, and swear upon the macho might of Chuck Norris to work tirelessly to achieve its sole goal of absolute domination of the entire universe. Members must also swear to make any sacrifice necessary for the advancement of "the Cause", and must not hesitate to make the "ultimate sacrifice".
[edit] Layout
The Overlord Court is a really crappy cult, because it has almost nothing to do with religion whatsoever. All of the Court's operations are controlled by the High Council, which is composed of the leaders of the military and the politicians, as well as representatives of different groups of people. The Court has massive financial and military resources, with their total finances estimated at over 1398349801562438587295 googleplex in American dollars. The Court also has full control of the military forces of all the important countries in the world, and a stockpile of weapons of mass destruction large enough that even Pamela Anderson can't fit them all inside her titties.
[edit] Members
The High Council of the Court:
Leaders:
- Satan - The source of the Court's satanic power
- Oscar Wilde - Founder; oft-quoted, sought for wisdom and advice
- Yoda - A slightly jealous but equally wise and much shorter counterpart to Oscar Wilde
- Michael Moore - The radical evangelist of the Court
- Black Jesus - Master of entertainment, organizes weekly meetings at strip clubs
- Osama Bin Laden - Finds caves in the desert for wanted members of the Court to hide in
- Saddam Hussein - Satan's sex slave; his blowjobs keep Satan on the Court's side
- Joseph Stalin - Master of Communism
- Al Gore - Master of Environmentalism
- Bill Gates - Financial supporter, chief nerd
Military Division:
- Adolf Hitler - Commander-in-Chief
- Napoleon - Head Military Strategist and Representative of the Midgets of the Court
- Alexander the Great - Military Field Commander
- Benito Mussolini - Military Advisor
- George Washington - Field General
- Stonewall Jackson - Field General
- Ulysses S. Grant - Field General, Robert E. Lee's Life Partner
- Robert E. Lee - Field General, Ulysses S. Grant's Life Partner
- Samuel L. Motherfuckin' Jackson - Commander of the Air Force and General of the Soaring Snakes Aerial Assault Division
- Chuck Norris - The Court's Ultimate Weapon
Representatives:
- George Dubya Bush - Representative of Rednecks and Conservatives
- Martha Stewart and Oprah - Representatives of Middle-Aged White Women
- Snoop Dogg - Representative of Potheads
- Jebus - Representative of Crackheads
- Your Mom - Representative of Whores and Bitches
- Tom Cruise - Representative of Scientologists
- The Pope - Representative of Catholics
- Some Guy - Representative of Nerds and Geeks
- Martin Luther - Representative of Protestants
- Martin Luther King and Barack Obama - Representatives of Blacks
- Dick Cheney - Representative of Hunters and Drunks
- Dr. Dre - Representative of Gangstas and Niggaz
- Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton - Representatives of Liberals and Divorces
- Michael Jackson - Representative of Pedophiles
- You - Representative of Douches
[edit] History
The Overlord Court was founded in 666 by Oscar Wilde. Many minority groups have joined the Court, including Jews, retards, and environmentalists. Since then, it has been responsible for the origin of everything, the creation of Israel, the founding of Uncyclopedia, massive amounts of vandalism to Wikipedia, and society's obsession with the beautiful orbs known as titties. Ass however, is never neglected.
