Mr. Blobby
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Mr. Blobby is widely regarded to be among the greatest of the worlds best and most respected scholars and diplomats and is commonly percieved to be a genuinely nice guy. In 1997 he raised money for the "victims of the ray gun war" charity by swimming the English channel. He was never seen again!!!?!!! Later that year he broke the world speed bear fighting record by beatin' down over 9 bears over just one candlelit gala dinner on a fine summers evening in June.
Mr Blobby loves the boobies of the lady folk.
In 1993 he had a Christmas number one with "Mr. Blobby" which featured such explicit lyrics as "blob-a-lob-a-blooble", needless to say, many MPs were outraged and parents of easily influenced children took to the streets to protest.
He was the victim of much racial abuse during the 1990's when he played Premier League Football for a spell with Scuthorpe United. His record of one hundred million goals in four matches has never been broken and he is to this day consideered to be the single greatest lab experiment in documented History. He lead the Israeli team to Olympic Gold by going all the way to and defeating Brataslavakia in, the gold medal play off match or as 8 tibetan monks would call it theFinal, final score - 1-9.
I love Mr. B lobby and I assume you do too, if you don't then I'm sorry but you're a Chav and I hate you. I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that; friends? Fine be a jerk !!! whoa just calm down there buddy no ones gonna do anything to take you away just put the gun dow.......okay, that really hurt, you're a butthole! (At this point I would generally storm off but I need a ride home.) (Also I am bleeding and I think I may die.)
Some people have been wrongly lead to believe that Mr. Blobby hates the Irish, this is a farce and should not be taken seriously. The truth is that Mr. Blobby loves all minorities and extends to them the kind of pink, fleshy, yellowy and if I'm honest genuinely disgusting hand of friendship.
Mr Blobby still remains close friends with Noel Edmonds, who now hosts the popular sitcom Deal or No Deal. They met at one of Noel Edmonds infamous house parties where several people were arrested for cocaine abuse. This friendship was severed in mid-2006 when Mr. Blobby signed a contract to become replace Edmonds as the star of Deal or No Deal in 2007.
Yo' Mama.
D Tizzle!!
Kian is a batty boy!!!
