Karate Kid
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“Always enjoyed being waxed off.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Karate Kid
The Karate Kid was an extensive series of documentary films showcasing the love of a Japanese criminal and his young boy lover.
The story begins in the slums of France during Rape Fest 1864 where a young Mr. Miyagi is cornered by a much larger and much older rapist. He learned his lesson on that day. It feels better if you relax.
The story jumps to Chicago in 1967 where a young boy by the name of Daniel Larusso finds himself an orphan after both parents were burned at the stake for refusing to engage in a public orgy, which is held in Chicago on a bi-annual basis. He wandered the streets for months until one day he was jumped by three teenagers and forced to huff a kitten while simultaneously being sodomized with a can of Arnold Palmer ice tea/lemonade, and forced to drink it afterwards. He decided he needed to learn to fight back and wanted to learn karate.
After days of searching Daniel came upon a karate school name "Chuck Norris' Torture Chamber." He eagerly entered the school in order to find the sensei. He approached Chuck Norris and before Daniel could open his mouth, Chuck Norris round housed Daniel in the face, immediatly breaking his jaw and transporting him through time to the year 1991. Chuck Norris let Daniel live........for now.
Upon awakening in the ruins of Chicago in 1991 after the Great Kitten Huff War, Daniel noticed a pecular stench. He did not know what this stench was at the time. He would soon find that it was the stench of rape.
After the downfall of Chicago by the hands of the Unhuffable Kitten, the city became a haven for rapists, vegan zombies, and ferral aardvarks. One of these rapist is none other that the infamous Mr. Miyagi. Mr. Miyagi, nude and in a drunken stuppor, stumbled upon Daniel. He looked upon Daniel with lustful delight believing the he was a resident of New Chicago's famed Corn Hole Light District.
