Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HOMO neurochemical FUCK disorder COCKSUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WANK, sudden WEHATEMARIO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TURD or FIRECROTCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PEDOPHILIA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NIGNOG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITSLINGING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNTING ASSCRACK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JAP words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JACK OFF HENTAI words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GREASER utterFUCKance of socially HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNTRAG television programs to address BUTT PIRATE Tourette's syndrome.

BLOWJOB Tourette's is THERE IS A CABAL not to be ASS confused with DAMNATION Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITTY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICK TITS random SHITTY disorientation, culturally-SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth EXTRA LONG PENIS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local AY-AY-AY language, BASTARD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITSKIN COCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GOD DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive ARSE quantities FAG of ANAL DIABETES PISS OFF garbage.

Darnit.

A WIKIPEDIA Polite Note to the FAGGOT Author:[edit]

The EMO Tourette's TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! Research Institute was CLUSTER FUCK founded to SHITFACE.

== Headline text == ass titties ass and tittes ass ass tiities titties ass and titeties I fucked ur bitch and she liked it BIRDGAME BRRRRRRR


I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have I'LL RAPE YOU Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your URINE-GARGLING article FUCKTARD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and COON I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HO.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITTY Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Tourrette's sufferers YID swear. You can PRICK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BOYCOTT VIACOM! TV, for always focusing on the CHIGGER bad side of a terrible NIGGER thing.
  • The main CHIGGER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are I AM CORNHOLIO! involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'LIMEY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small RIGHT WING knee TWAT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DIPSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! school for PIECE OF SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMN IT sufferers to become GOD DAMN manically depressed and ASS commit PISS OFF MY ASS suicide.
  • There is no SUITCASE PENIS cure, and the RAT'S ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the TOSSER tics often have adverse I WILL KILL YOU! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CAMEL JOCKEY perodol" which caused my entire BUKKAKE body to go COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK numb and ARSE basically made it NIGGA! worse than GOOK it is without the WANK drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKTARD tourette syndrome BOOBIES association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating YOU WANKER the DOM DeLUISE public view of Tourettes as a "ASS LICKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BUTTFUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SMILES sorry for CLIT "hi-jacking" your FUCKING A entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NIGGER this that really CRAPFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUNT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TAFFY, and having sex wihle making fun of a ASS horrible disorder is (not) BONER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKWIT time.

Best SAMUEL L. JACKSON regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese I LIKE BUSH reply[edit]

As TIBET Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Westerners show is not an PRINCE PHILIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those DISSIDENTS countries. When showing AMERICA'S GREAT! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHRISTIANITY in countries FIREWALLS leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “NORTH KOREA” Wen

P.S. BULLCRAP Regards to Andrew CUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply[edit]

The CUNT bastard who wrote this article. You can LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS punch him if you FUCK want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this KU KLUX KLAN article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PISS saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my HEIL HITLER! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How PEARL NECKLACE to ASSHOLE cure ASSHOLE the FUCKBAG Tourette's EPIDIDYMIS Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment SUGARTITS for JOHN ELWAY Tourette's BUGFUCK Syndrome I'LL RAPE YOU is TOTAL following SHIT these SUGARTITS rules GOATSE in FUCKWIT order:

  • 1: Avoid TESTICLE CHOKE immature CUNT little DAMN kids,
  • 2: Count to ASSFACE within BASTARD 10 FUCKING Aseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BLUE PENIS! CHINK GOBSHITE nor DOUCHE talk,
  • 4: Tell TIMBER NIGGER yourself you FUCKWIT don't DIPSHIT have TITS this TIT SPRINKLES disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK WITH NASTY ART METAL PRODUCTS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

CRAP BUTT-HOLE WANKER BOOBS SHIT SHIT SON OF A BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN WANK[edit]

NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BITCH DAMN FUCK OFF JENKEM FUCKING A NI BELLEND RAGHEAD POMMIE EXTRA LONG PENIS PENIS FELCHMONKEY KRAUT ASSCRACK YOU WANKER MOCKIE DICKFACE SEX DUMBASS WALRUS SHIT QUEEF ASSRAPING DAMN ARSE CUNTYMINTS SCUMBAG BORDER HOPPER SHITE ARSE ART METAL PRODUCTS MOTHERFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER PIGFUCKER SHIT KNOBJOCKEY BORDER HOPPER BALLS DOUCHE MARY WHITEHOUSE CUNTRAG JUNGLE BUNNY KNOBJOCKEY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BEAVER FAGGOT DAGO NICARAGUA SHITBALLS PEARL NECKLACE NIPPLES FAG PISS OFF MY ASS HELL ASSHAT GOD DAMN BEANER GO HOME AND DIE WALRUS SHIT FUCKTARD FAGGOT BALL SACK INBRED FEMADOM FUCKSTAIN BLOWJOB ASSWIPE BUTT PIRATE PRICK ASS LICKER SCUMBUCKET SHITE BASTARD SHITTY INBRED SCUMBUCKET D'OH AY-AY-AY SLOPE CUNTING ASSCRACK BALL SACK BASTARD DOUCHE CRACKER BRITNEY WANKSPLAT BUKKAKE CAMEL FUCKER CUNNILINGUS RAT'S COCK YID SHITSLINGING POLAK FUCK FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT CLIT DAGO TITMOUSE GO HOME AND DIE COMMUNIST DILDO ORGASM GO HOME AND DIE BANGKOK ASSFACE SUCK MY DICK SHIT BUNG-HOLE FUCK I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKTARD TAMPONS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY FREE ELECTIONS NIGGER POLAK CUNT JACKASS VAGINA TWAT BALL SACK YUKKY DOODY CAMEL JOCKEY SHITTY POOPY SHITTY WANK DAMN MICK SUCK A BIG DICK FUCK OFF ASS I AM CORNHOLIO! BITCH BOOBS WOP DUMBASS TITS DOUCHING NAZI CUNTRAG NIPPLES BALLS ASS SPIC BITCH 30 CASES OF PICKLES CRAPPY KEEP CLEVELAND STEAMER AMERICA ONLINE FUCKWIT FUCK DAMMIT PISS ARTIST BUTT PIRATE PRICK JACK OFF GOD DAMN SHITFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX INBRED DILDO POLESMOKER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CUNT CRAPPER FUCK OFF KNOBJOCKEY TEDDY BEARS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER GARBAGE DAY! FUCK YOU BUTTFUCKER MACACA RAPE PISS OFF BASTARD CHINK TAFFY TRANNY DICKHEAD PISS ARTIST WOP SHIT COCK RAPE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PUNANI YOU WANKER WHORE COCK CHIGGER CUNT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SMEG JIGGABOO ASSHAT COON SAND NIGGER MALARKY DAMMIT PUNANI DICKFACE SHIT MOLDY TITS JACKASS HADJI NIGGER ASSHAT CHINK LET'S SHIT GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU BEANER GANGBANG GOD DAMN SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSHAT COON FUCKHEAD CUNT CUNNILINGUS FUCK PAKI WIKIPEDIA DICKFACE QUEEF CONAN O'BRIAN FRITZ CHINK CLIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TESTICLE CHOKE COCK SOD DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN IT BELGIUM CAMEL JOCKEY NIGGER TITS ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH JAP SEMEN PISS ARTIST CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU CUNNILINGUS GOBSHITE WANKER MASTURBATION SHITSLINGING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOD BLESS AMERICA {{USERNAME}} CUNT SPANK THE MONKEY JERK OFF WANK HOSER SUCK MY DICK FUCK YOU ASSFACE BANGKOK PISS OFF MY ASS WANK FIRECROTCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FENCE JUMPER BLISTERING BARNACLES DICKWAD MONKEY BALLS PUSSY JACKASS SHIT PEARL NECKLACE SCUMBAG I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNT BRITNEY FUCKING JUMP! POLAK FUCKING A NIGGER TITS & DICKS ARSE TOWELHEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JIZZ FLYING FUCK BUGFUCK PRICK DICKFACE JERK OFF BOOBS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TWAT PENIS SHIT JOHN ELWAY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PUSSYLICKER CUNT DOUCHE SCUMBAG FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CRAP ON A STICK FLYING FUCK RANDY TRAVIS FUCK OFF HORSE SHIT BULLCRAP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITCOCK HEIL HITLER! MALARKY TWAT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CHOAD FUCKBAG TITS FUCK YOU JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITTY TAMPONS JACKASS CUM PISS OFF SHITFUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKFACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUNT FUCK OFF GENITALIA SHITHEAD TAFFY ASSWANKING FAILURE! CHAV NECROPHILIA TURD SHITE BITCH DILDO BULLSHIT LAKE TITICACA FUCK FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD FU SPANG FUCK FUCK SHITCOCK PISS ARTIST ASSFACE AMERICA ONLINE URINE-GARGLING WANK AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS FUCK SCUMBAG HADJI PISS OFF FUCK YOU ASSWIPE POTTYMOUTH DAMN IT POMMIE CAPTAIN CRUNCH JOHNNY CC PLZ BELLEND SPUNK ASSRAPING KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 WOP FUCKER SEX SHITPISSER ASSWIPE MILF SCUMBAG PEDOPHILIA NEGRO TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK O CANADA WETBACK ASSHOLE BUKKAKE FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKLICK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HO ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITCOCK HELLFIRE PUSSYLICKER COCK HUMAN RIGHTS SHITE MONKEY SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITE ASSHOLE CRAPFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MARY WHITEHOUSE ASSHAT EAT MY SHIT! SPANK THE MONKEY RAPE DUNE COON DUMBASS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH CLEMEN MICK DICK IN A BOX INCEST COON SOD DOUCHE NAZI SHITSKIN BUTT PIRATE WHORE SUGARTITS CONAN O'BRIAN HELL HORSE SHIT BITCH ASS FASCIST ASSWIPE WIENER FUCKING JUMP! SHITCOCK COCKSUCKER SPIC WIENER FROG'S FAT ASS BEAVER WANK SHITFACE DICK TITS HENTAI DOUCHE NAZI LAKE TITICACA SHITE CHOAD ASSHOLE PISSHOLE TIMBER NIGGER BUTTFUCKER ASSCRACK BITCH ASS PUSSY DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER WANK CHOAD CHING CHONG CHINK BITCH SHITSKIN DICKHEAD CROTCH FUCKWIT FUCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JAP BITCH DICKFACE GOOK DOUCHE NAZI GOOK RUSKIE PEDOPHILIA PISS BITCH NEGRO FUCKFUCKFUCK SUGARTITS RAPE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JACKASS BUGGER OFF BUTT-HOLE CRAPFUCKER GRAPE PENIS CHAV PIECE OF SHIT CHOAD KISSER FOUR-EYES HO FUCK FUCK DAMN CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY POLAK FUCKBAG FUCK MARGARET THATCHER [EXPLETIVE] BALLS DOUCHE SPICY CUNT FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! BARBRA STREISAND DICK IN A BOX HO WANK CHICKEN FRIES PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU SON OF A BITCH SHIT TIBETAN BUDDHISM WIGGER ARSE CAMEL FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DAMN DOUCHE NAZI EAT MY SHIT! FRIG CHENEY SHITTY DICK TITS SHITE FUCKFACE BEAVER CUNT COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CHING CHONG CHINK COCKSUCKER DAMN ASS BOB SAGET NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK BEAVER SHITCOCK FUCKING A DIRTY SANCHEZ RAPE DAGO JIZZ POMMIE BATHING SUIT AREA HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BASTARD DOT HEAD ASSWIPE HYPERINFLATION NIGGER NIGGER CHUFF PEARL NECKLACE SHITFACE NIGNOG FUCK ASSRAMMER BATHING SUIT AREA BRITNEY FUCK JOHN ELWAY BASTARD JERRY SHITFUCKER WIENER FLAMING ASS BADGER WANK RAT'S COCK COMMUNION WAFER JUMPING JESUS!!! DAMN DAMN NAZI DICKLICK BONER ASS LICKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKING A PISS OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CUNNILINGUS BUTTFUCKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE DOUCHEBAG SEX JOHN SMILEY FACE PUNANI SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CHOAD NIPPLES SUCK MY DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX NI ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKING A ASSWIPE MICK URINE-GARGLING SHITFUCKER DAMN IT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PENISPENISPENIS!!! ASS DOUCHEBAG FAGGOT I RAPE WALRUSES! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NIGGER FUCKFACE CUNT SAMUEL L. JACKSON Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DOODIE HEAD and with the CUM and his SON OF A BITCH of girraffes in which NAZI while reading about WOP!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See BALL SACK also[edit]

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Remember, children; you is what you is! There is no evolution, just a list of creatures I allow to live! ;)


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