Mr Blobby
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“Pink, spotty, rubber, twat.”
~ Vic and Bob on Mr. Blobby
“What he said.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Mr. Blobby
“Despite the limitation of his poor co-ordination, he knows he'll show the world a thing or two.”
~ Noel Edmonds on Mr. Blobby
“Despite the limitation of his poor co-ordination, he knows jack shit.”
~ Mr Blobby on Noel Edmonds
“Is actually Joseph McCay in disguise...no, really...”
~ Anthony Morgan on Mr. Blobby
Mr Blobby IS A PEEDO josh ure ginger lmao connor real name Charles Edward Blob was one of the most famous British entertainers in history. He appeared in such shows like The London Palladium and often toured the country with his unique brand of stand up comedy. His best known stand up show was the infamous and controversial Immigrants = Homeless Wankers. In his spare time, Blobby also made his name as a nation wide entertainer on Saturday night's Noel's House Party.
He was born in a disused council house to father Len and some (to this day), unknown whore (probably Your Mom). As a bright pink-and-yellow character made, presumably, of gloop, he didn't get laid much and this led to much bottled-up rage inside ultimately turning him into the totalitarian monster we see today.
In the early 90's Blobby played a part in the the famous porno "Big Blooby", which was later dramatised by acclaimed film maker / budgerigar Quentin Tarantino. It was after this that he turned to drugs in a ditch effort to try and forget the memories of the events that happened that fateful day.
Behind the bright blue eyes and freakish smile lies a tortured soul, who was enslaved by the BBC for an eternity with Noel Edmonds in Crinkley bottom. Blobby pissed off Greg when he went on a massive spree of drug taking and debauchery. As he'd tried it on with Mrs Dyke (not an actual Dyke, but Greg Dyke's wife), Blobby was sacked by the BBC and found refuge with a diamond in the terrible land of Crinkleybottom - Noel Edmunds.
As a former addict himself, Noel Edmonds was the man that helped Blobby overcome his addiction to crack cocaine. When Noel launched his sorry ass into politics, he decided to expose a thoughtful, EU friendly side of Blobby to the public. Noel did this by letting him introduce his Discourses on the Globalisation Debate.
In the late 90s Blobby toured and spoke in British schools, advising of the possible dangers behind the use of the cocaine and party biscuits and was an after dinner speaker at Charles and Camilla's wedding in 2005.
[edit] Move To ITV
After being sacked by the BBC, Blobby made a return to TV with his brand new Saturday Night show, Mr Blobby's My Kind of People after taking over from previous presenter Michael Barrymore after the latter was arrested for the very rare crime of 'swimming pool rape'. To this day god knows how he got away with it. 2001 saw Mr Blobby present the first series of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! but a year later he was replaced by Ant and Dec for reasons to this day unexplained. Blobby infamously hit back at ITV bosses calling them 'fascist bastards'. He was immediately sacked and his short tenure at ITV had come to an end.
[edit] Mental Breakdown
After he was fired by ITV the blobster entered a mental health clinic after several incidencts of indecent exposure. Such incidents saw him run stark naked on to the Millennium Stadium in 2002 during the FA Cup Final. He was also caught live on TV lying himself bare onto the snooker table during that same years World Snooker Final at the Crucible, Sheffield. Mr Blobby can now be found in the dark and dingy basement of the Chuckel Brothers. He is covered in Chuckel Jizim, Marmite and sick. Mr Blobby is presumed dead.
