My Lai massacre

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When Jane Fonda went on a mission to Vietnam for France, she visited the village of My Lai. She was using her powers to try and force the people of the My Lai village to convert into Hippies. There was a horrible accident, involving Kitten Huffing and New Math and Jane ended up massacring over 5000 villagers. She was quoted as saying "Oh well, they were undeprivilaged and now this works well for them." and later decided to blame the massacre on US Troops. Since nobody witnessed the massacre, as she killed all witnesses including Red Cross volunteers who went to provide food and medicine to the village, she was not charged with the crime. Being a Liberal Terrorist she blamed the God-Fearing Republicans rather than the Democratic President at the time of the USA.