N.E.L.L.Y

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“It's a just a little mistake”

~ God on N.E.L.L.Y

“Wampert DONNO LIKE FAT CHINCKS”

~ wampert having sex with Him self

“What? That piece of LARD”

~ George bush on Ronald McDonald

“No!...That one”

~ Ronald McDonald appointing Nelly

N.E.L.L.Y. is the name of a failed experiment of the nasa whose initials means Necro Ectoplasmic Loving Lard Yolk

[edit] N.E.L.L.Y

In 1964 Neil Amstrongh found a kinda black lard inside a crater of the SETMoon his discover will destroy the world, the hell, the heaven and a guy named <insert name here> I don't know why.

[edit] People who will be DevoredKILLEDFounded and take care by THE FOCKING BASTARD KNOWED AS <insert name here> N.E.L.L.Y

• Wampert
• Yo Momma
• Mr. T
• Christopher Walken
• Conan O'Brien
• Lindsay Lohan
• Jimmy Fallon
• Amy Poehler
• Tracy Morgan
• Alec Baldwin
• Luke Skywalker
• Yoda
• Darth Vader
• James T. Kirk
• Your mom (sorry, you were bound to find out eventually)
• Carmen Sandiego
• Jon Stewart
• Stephen Colbert
• Trent Reznor
• Andy Milonakis
• George W. Bush (this is an example of petty liberal vandalism; you cannot remove it without proper authorization from someone important, but you can file an official complaint with whoever might be in charge of that kind of thing, but probably isn't, so it would just be a big waste of time anyway)
• Tom Brokaw
• Dan Rather