NUMB3RS
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NUMB3RS(Pronounced Numb-three-ers, properly known as |\| |_| |V| |3 3 |2 5) is a television show on CBS which is built around FBI special agent Don Knotts and his über 1337 h4xx0r brother, Charlie, who believes crimes can be solved using 1337 5p34k. The letter E is replaced in the title by the number 3 to represent this. In fact, as the opening credits roll, at least one digit between 1 and 9 appears in place of a letter in each 4ctor's name.
The show focuses the relationship between Don and Charlie and of the efforts they make to nip crime in the bud, normally in Las Vegas. It's pretty much like C51, only it makes you go OMGROFLMFAO!!!
Don uses his FBI street smarts to gather facts for his brother, who then uses his 1337 h4xx0r skillz, and the help of other h4xx0rz, to annoy suspects into confessing. In many episodes, Charlie is depicted feeling his brother is t3h 5uxx0rz for not understanding 1337. This is because Charlie cannot solve the holy grail of math otherwise known as PvsNP, one of Ashton's fav Punkd pranks where math geeks puzzle over the n33d 4 pu55i35.
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[edit] Episode Guide
[edit] Episode 1
In the first episode, Charlie had a heated exchange with one of the suspects that led to his confession.
Suspect: You don't have anything on me.
Charlie: d00d, j00R 50 14/\/\3, 53r|0u51y!!1one! 73h F8| ru13z!!!1
Suspect: What?
Charlie: j00r 455 |5 73h 9r455, 8|47(H!!!1eleventy!!1!11 ROFLMAO!!two!1!2!!1
Suspect: I don't understand what you're saying.
Charlie: 8 '(uz j00 4r3 73h 5uxxorz3z3z!!1one!@!!@twelve!!@
Suspect: I'll say whatever you want!! Just stop doing that!!
Charlie: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!1!1!!!!eleven! N00B
[edit] Episode 2
In Episode 2, Don comes back from the mall food court, and offers his brother Charlie some lunch he brought.
Don: Hey, Charlie. I'm back from the mall.
Charlie: s\/\/337! 907 n3 k3\/\/1 1007?
Don: What?
Charlie: 1007!! j00 n0...57uff
Don: Ummm...I have some lunch for you.
Charlie: j00 4/\/\ 73h 5h|7!!1 Thx!!!1oneeleven!1!1
Don: Yeah, okay. Here.
Charlie: \/\/7F? | fuxx|n9 h8 (h|n353!!@
Don: Huh?
Charlie: J/K! LOLROFLMAO!!!1!!1 j00 4/\/\ 73h n00b!
[edit] Episode 3
In episode 3, Charlie solves a jewel theft.
Don: This doesn't look good. These guys were professionals, we can't find any evidence.
Charlie: zOMG, j00 4/\/\ 73|-| n00b
Don: What?
Charlie: |@@|<,
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Don: By God, he's right!
Charlie: 73|-| |)uh
Don: Oh you and your crazy talk. Let's go have a drink.
Charlie: \/\/00t!!2!1twelve!!11
[edit] Episode 4
In episode 4, Charlie is in deep true love with a beautiful young made, Sara, and tries to explain gently, how he feels about her.
Sara: Thanks for inviting me, Charlie. You know, I actually think you're kind of cute..
Charlie: LOL!!~1one ROFLMAO OMFG, j00 r 5() |2!9|-|7!!! ! |_!|<3 |_| 2 LOL~~! 1337!!1!3two
Sara: Pardon? What?
Charlie: OMFG, ROFL, joo 4|\/| 73|-| H4xx00rz, 73|-| u83|2 |\|()()8!!! 8|_|7 ur 8()085 r |=r34|<!|\|9 8!6!!~1`
Sara: Charlie, look, I don't understand a word from this crap!!! Would you please be so kind to talk normal?
Charlie: HAHAHA, |_00z3Rz, (4|\| ! 70|_|(|-| 7|-|053 7\/\/0 4|*|*|_35?!?!!`112 rofl
Sara: What did you say? Huh?! That's it! I'm leaving, you idiot! It's not my hobby to be abused in some alien language by a freaky Mathematics-nerd! Oh, and don't call me, please!
Charlie, W007!!!!! 1337 (|-|3/-\70|2!!!!! \/\/4!7, ! j|_|57 \/\/4|\|n4 5133|* \/\/!7|-| j00!! n008, LOL ROFL!!!`1!21~thirty
[edit] Episode 5
In episode 5, Charlie coaches the US football team at WC 2014 and, of course, is doing a great job! The communication between him and the players is on the highest possible level and it seems that the team is going to be highlight of the championship! Let's take a closer look at the situation on the field:
Player #3: Hey, Coach, what should we do, they are pressing on us damn hard, man!
Charlie: FFS!1~OMFG, j()0 4|\/| t3|-| 1337e$7 |\|008, j00 |-|4ko|2ZZzzZ!!!1~1six _|u57 477a$K teH |\|008e|2z3Z3z 45 \/\/3 477a$k3d 7e|-| |_()()z0rZeZ !n !|2aK!121@
Player #1: Say what? Coach, you are not making any sense and we need some advice right now, we are loosing, God damn it! Please, man!!!
Charlie: FU ! |2|_|l3Zzzz, haha, j00 (4|\| \/\/!|\| !|= j00 w4n7!!!`1~1 ! (4|\| 8347 t3|-| (|-|347o|2z 4|_()|\|3!!`1`!~!$% ! d()|\|t |\|33d 7|-|'/ |-|3|_|o!~!
All players: Coach, we didn't understand, what you've said, but we didn't like the way you said it! Go f**k yourself, we ain't playin' no more!
Charlie: HAHAHAHAHA, |\|()()8$!!!!! |_4|\/|OrzZzZZ!!!! !11 $|-|()\/\/ j00!!!
(Charlie gets on the field and tries to play alone against 11 man. He loses 666:0....)
Charlie: OMFG!~%S|_|xxxXXxxx, (|-|347o|2zz, (censored)...
[edit] Episode 6
In this Episode, Charlie saves the Pentagon from another terrorist attack. Tom: Okay, I'll run the numbers now!
Charlie: K.
0100010100010101000100111101011010101001
Charlie: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOOK!
01011101KILL THE JEWS01010001001001
Tom: What could it possibly be?!
Charlie: Ill have to take this into the LAB!!!!!!!! (chalkboard)
Charlie: Kay... OMFG
Don: What is it!
Charlie: of we rearrange the letters it says: "SEW000002EH110076LLIJK00!!!"
Don: Amazing!
- Boom!*
Charlie: WTF WAS THAT!?!!?!?
