Naboo

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Jar-jar Binks, after he was mutated into a horrible monster. Mutated Gungans like him roam the desolate plains of Naboo.

Naboo was made in response to Dubya's War on Terra, following the success of the last Earth-clone, Alderaan.

Not much is known about the history of the planet, as it recently melted, and no one cared about Naboo enough to keep a backup record of the history somewhere else. It is speculated that nobody cares, still.

When the orders for the planet were initially sent, sombody came up with the brilliant practical joke of sending the blueprints to Chuck Norris. The now-chucked diagrams had a hole in the middle, where the core was. When they made it to Magrethea, they ended up building the planet anyway. As to avoid annoying his boss, the foreman filled the hollow planet with water.

The native Gungans used the hollow core as a means to take jedi through an annoying waste of time. The rocky catacombs were traversed by submersibles, that navigated through to the other side of the world. Many people have pointed out that this is stupid, and that it would be safer and faster to simply fly to the other side of the planet. The Gungans have dismissed these people as rascist for bringing attention to the fact that Gungans are aeronautically challenged.

On June 6th, 2066, Magneto sent out waves of solar winds and other fiery minions to bombard Naboo. Without a spinning ball of molten iron or somesuchthing, the planet lacked a magnetosphere, and could not defend itself. The planet slowly melted, and all the Gungans either melted too, or they mutulated.

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