Naruto Shippuuden
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Naruto Shippuuden, aka Naruto spinny tornado timeskip thingy whatever,was originally intended to be a spin-off of the hit comedy show "Good Times" but the writers decided that it would be better if it was turned into a spin off from the original Naruto series.DYNOMITE-I mean-DATTEBAYO!
[edit] Plot
The Plot of Naruto spinny tornado timeskip thingy whatever is a 2 and a half hour timeskip from the original Naruto series where Whirly Swirly-Magig runs away from the villiage hidden in the Suburbs with Gama-Pervert to "train" so thay Whirly can rescue Smochiha Sausage from the evil clutches of Lord Voldemort and Neil Kabutops with the help from all of his suburban friends. Unfortunantly for Whirly, he and the other animorphians are being tracked by the red-cloud rangers who are slowly walking around the world searching for the animorphians.(Because everyone knows when you look for someone you walk very slowly around the world and dont even bother to look in a phone book.)The Red-Cloud Rangers only want their powers for spoiling random anime series for people and deleating all anime videos on Youtube.
[edit] Characters
Whirly Swirly Magig:Whirly is a wigger from the villiage hidden in the suburbs who dreams of earning the title of the highest ranking wigger in all of the suburban villiage:The Real Slim Shadey.But unfortunantly for him his plans have come to a hault due to him hqaving to find Sausage from his random run away from the suburbs in persuite of true hoodness.
Haruno Whats-her-face:There is really not much to say about this character because she is so useless to the series untill it is just sad.But in Naruto spinny tornado timeskip thingy whatever the writter feels great pitty on whats-her-face and decides to actually give her an important part in the series in helping with the death of one of the Red-Cloud Rangers,Pinocchio.The writters were planning on killing off whats-her-face in the manga but the power of the fan-boys kept her alive.
Smochiha Sasuage:Smoochiha Sausage was a previouse wigger from the hidden suburban villiage untill her ran off to join Lord Voldemort and Neil Kabutops.His original intention was to kill his big jerk of a brother Smochiha Hibachi for eating the last klondike bar.Oh, and for pwning him in halo 3.But now Sausage's goals are different.He searches for true hood power although still wanting to kill his brother,murdered Lord Voldemort and started a new group which is known as "Hebititus-A" which includes Hulk Hogan,Short Short Hot Pants, and Stupidgetsu.
Scarecrow:Scarecrow is the leader of team Scarecrow and over all one of the most fragile character in all of the Tornado whatever series.He is very tough but after EVERY SINGLE FIGHT he ends up in the suburban villiage hospital and is forced to read a yaoi manga after each meal.Though he does have some good fighting styles.Thoguh he is not a member of the Smochiha Clan he does have the power of the Shinanigans and is able to use the Juvinial Shinanigans along with the Doujinshi no Jutsu,Pedophile Style:Proctology no Jutsu and his original techinque the Kill you quick no jutsu aka the electric punch and kill you quick no jutsu.Since Scarecrow is in the hospital so much he needed someone to look after Whirly and make sure he doesn't run with scissors.
Yo'Mama to:Yo'Mama to was at one time a street fighter.He was the greatest.He was the greatest fighter around.No one could match his double x square down left triangle up circle down square combo.But one day he was tricked into coming to Lord Voldemort's lair because he thought he was challanged to a street fighter match.He was knocked unconcious and was later bit by a spider who had The First Slim Shaddy's DNA inside of him.After Lord Voldemort left his lair due to plumbing issues, Yo' Mama to was one of the soal survivors of that lab except for one individual named peter parker who was also bitten by a spider.After he offered to be Yo' mama to's friend Peter Parker soon was killed by Yo' mama to because his clothes were "Too Ugly." for Yo' mama to's eyes.Yo' Mama to now can control wood yippee woo-hoo good for him and gave out an add in the papers that said he would lead any team even if they were a bunch of idiotic emo kids which led to him leading team Yo' Mama to but in short it was Team Yo' Mama.
Psy:Psy is Sausages replacement for the Yo'Mama team.Psy has no emotions so no one can really use the whole "He's an emo!" insult.The reason psy has no emotions is because he was born that way.Here is an example of how psy reacts to any situation:
(Car Hit's Psy.) Psy: Hmm...Should I smile of frown? Psy also has no social skills what so ever and also has a very creppy obsesion with penis'.Example: Psy: Hello uhh...Douchbag. Whirly: Grrr..What do you want Psy? Psy:Just to ask how big your **** is.
Because of this some people think of Psy as being gay.All except for Ms.Piggy who is too blonde to notice.He tricks Lord Voldemort into tricking him to take him to his lair so he can rescue Sausage.But it backfires when Sausage uses his ChickenDori:Hot Sauce Explosion to exscape and leave the story at a cliff hanger.
Troublesome:Troublesome got his name from his father who was too lazy to think up a name for him.Troublesome was once a wigger from Suburbgakure but was promoted to Jew-nin during the wigger exams.Though it way not seem like it, Troublesome's IQ is the highest in the world.Being as lazy as he is though he rarely bothers to actually prove it.When his teacher Cancer Man was killed by Reverend Cussin', Troublesome thought it wise to smoke utill Reverend Cussin' was killed.And then untill Kunai's baby was born.Then untill it became a Jew-Nin.Then untill he finally admitit's he's an addict.
Ms.Piggy:Not much to say about Ms.Piggy.Just another Sausage fan-girl.She is secretly in love with Troublesome though and only shows it when Fan chick even passes a glance at Troublesome.She is Haruno Whats-her-face's rival for Sausage and rival for proving who has the most fan fics.They each had an even number of fan fics and Doujinshi which ended in a draw.Ms.Piggy is in love with Psy because his name starts with a "P" and so does hers.Just goes to show how desperate she is.
Fat Albert:Fat Albert is the third member of the Cancer Squad.He won the nation wide barbeque chicken eating contest every year but was beat out by an asian guy which inraged him and boosted his determination.So he developed a new justu:The Bill Cosby Animation no Jutsu which allows him to grow 4 extra stomaches'.But he can only substain this form for a short while because if he keeps it for longer than 5 hours then he permenently is in the Bill Cosby animation forver.
Spyro the white Collada:Spyro is the higest ranked wigger in all of his age group.He has not only surpassed a wigger and a Jew-Nin but he has become a Super Sentai Ranger.When Gai Pimpin offered him a green suite he flattly denied it by saying "Oh, Hell No!" Since Spyro is a Super Sentai Ranger he has many skills and powers such as theFinger Stabbity o Jutsu and the Pantie X-Ray no Jutsu.
Brocollie:Brocollie is the second member of team pimp.Brocollie was once the apprentice of Gai Pimpin as they Pimped the streets of Suburbgakure untill one day his pimp cane broke and the doctors said he could never pimp again.So he went to Lord Zordon and asked if he could become a Super Sentai Ranger like Spyro.Zordon laughed and said "You can't be a Sentai ranger!Haha youare such a little fag!ROFL!" But Zordon felt pitty on him and decided to give him the powers of the green americanized power ranger which all he can do now is play the flute,fight hand to hand, and wears a golden vest.BALLIN!
10-10-220:10-10-220 is Team Pimps Cyborg who also wanted to become a Super Sentai Ranger like Spyro but since she wasn't pass the rank of Jew-Nin she could only become the american yellow ranger.She defeated many villians with her $2.99 Eggroll Daggers and even got a gun during the Super Sentai Marathon.But because of angry child protecting mothers and politicall correctness she got her gun and her daggers taken away and was replaced in season 8.
Gai Pimpin:The leader of the pimp squad.Gai Pimpin was the biggest pimp in all of Suburbgakure along with his apprentis Brocollie untill Brocollie was fatally injured and could never pimp again.Gai soon foun Brocollie's pimp cane and combined it with his making him the biggest pimp on the face of the earth giving him the title "A pimp named Slickback."
Pinada Collada:Pinada is by far the hotest kunoichi wigger in her age group.She may be shy and not talkative but she can kill anyone.She is also a Super Sentai Ranger due to her relation to Spyro.But her one true weakness it when ever Whirly is in a five foot radius.She either blushes and runs or passes out.
Kibble and Bakamaru:Kibble is a dog freak so much to the point untill he actually thinks he's a dog.He denies it but there are many occasions that prove him otherwise.Such as drinking out of the toilit,eating out of Bakamaru's food dish,humping Beetlejuices leg,sniffing Pinada's butt,chasing after cars,barking at Whirly,peeing on hydrents,peeing on the rug, and runing into the door.Other than that he's normal.He dislikes Sptro because during the Jew-nin exams he was able to grab Pinada's boobs during theeir fight.But now that Pinada has grown,Kibble believes he has a better chance at getting some.
Beetlejuice:Bettlejuice is a Jew-Nin who is made up entirly of bugs.How you may ask?When he was a kid he used to go out into the backyard and eat bugs from the ground.One day so many bugs were inside of him that they started to form his body.After he was rushed to the hospitl the bugs could only be implanted into his body and not seperated compleatly.Now Beetlejuice has conversations with his insectoid companions.They laugh,talk,play games,eat,bathe,and do all sorts of activities together which is the main reason he doesn't talk to many people and is sometimes seen in the park either laughing to himself, talking to himself, or hitting himself when he mentions the word Raid.
Kunai:Kunai is the leader of the Kunai squad.No one really knows if she is Cancer Man's wife or Cancer Man's Baby's Mama.Either way she is pregnent with his baby.After Cancer Man died Troublesome,suprisingly, decided to be the god father of the child but when children services found out that he smoked they requested that Beetlejuice take care of the child instead.
Cigaara:Cigaara is from the villiage hidden in the sandbox.Cigaara was once the ping-pong champion in the world thanks to the help of the Beer belly racoon which turned him into a big haughty jerk.He and his sister Fan Chick and brother Hand Puppet signed up for the Jew-Nin exams and Cigaara got some sence knocked into him by Whirly when he threw a ping pong ball at his head causing him to realize that defeating people in ping-pong isn't right;he should just kill people.But since Sandboxgakure named him the villiages Sandboxkage he can no longer kill.Once when the Red-Cloud Rangers Pinocchio and Bill S. Preston invaded Sandboxgakure Cigaara was killed and taken to the Red-Cloud Lair where they extracted the Beer Belly Racoon demon.He was then brought back to life by Chiyo chan.
Fan Chick:Fan Chick is Cigaara and Hand Puppet's older sister.She is secretly in love with Troublesome but hits him with her fan so he wont notice that she likes him.Fan Chick is the most normal of her siblings and the cockiest because she has more Fan Boys than them.
Hand Puppet:Next to Haruno whats-Her-Face and Those Two Dudes, Hand Puppet is one of the more or less hardly seen or cared about characters.In his younger days he is beaten by Betlejuice and in Timeskip thingy Whatever he is beeten by Pinocchio.
Chiyo chan:Chiyo chan was originally a character from Azumanga Daioh but when Haruno Whats-her-face needed help in defeating Pinocchio she travled to the Azumanga dimmension and grabbed Chiyo.With the help of Chiyo's cuteness and Pinocchio's stupidity, Whats-Her-Face and Chiyo succsesfully defeated Pinocchio but Chiyo had to bring Cigaara back to life using the Azumanga Resurection no Jutsu which implanted all the souls of the Azumanga universe into Cigaara's body including Chiyo's as well.Now Cigaara has a strange obsession with high-school anime.
Spinny Swirrlymagig:Whirly's father and the fourth slim shaddy of Suburbgakure, Spinny was one of the strongest wiggers in the history of Suburbgakure.He was trained by Gama-Pervert along with his two teammates who's names dont really matter.He was married to Cyclone Swirrlymagig before he was killed fighting the Barbequebee.
Cyclone Swirrlymagig:Whirly's mother and Spinny's wife.She had long red hair so people often mistaked her for Lucy from Elfen Lied which is why she didnt make many friends except for Spinny.
Yu-Gi-Oh Knee:Yu-Gi-Oh knee is the only female animorphian so far.She was secretly a spy for Marshmellowgakure to take down Suburbgakure but she fell in love with Whirly and could reveal herself to him.She came home and lied to the villiage elders saying that it had already been taken down.Sice they were old and senile they believed her.One day Yu-Gi-Oh sensed the pressence of two Red-Cloud Rangers and defended her villiage but was killed by Reverend Cussin' and had the Hello Kitty extracted from her.
Gama-Pervert:Gama-Pervert is one of the 3 legenday skater boys of Suburbgakure and the most perverted.He is the author of Yuri Yuri Paradise or something stupid like that.He continuesly tries to get with Slug Fist but fails misserably as she uses the Narusegawa Punch Huevo Kick combo.
Slug Fist:Slug fist is the granddaughter of the first slim shaddy and the second member of the 3 legendary skater boys or as she likes to be called skater girl which auto-matically gave her the title of the fith slim shaddy.Or as she likes to be called MS.The Fith Slim Shaddy.When she was a kid The First took her to Mc Donalds where she first met Ronald Mc Donald.Slug Fist soon learned that her little brother Nabashin and lover Damnyall were both killed in a red room by red ketsup with red blood all over their bodies by Ronald Mc Donald himself.She was so horrified of him that she hated the color red ever since then.But once when Whirly neede someone to put Ketsup on her fries,Slug Fist got over her fear of red and poured the ketsup all over his fries.She is also a terrible gambler and a drinker as well.You would think she would have learned from that time of strip poker with Gama-Pervert and Lord Voldemort but you would be wrong.
Lord Voldemort and Neil Kabutops:Lord Voldemort is the third of the 3 legendary skater boys.He once proposed that there be a fourth Slim Shaddy meaning him.But Spinny took over the position which ticked off Lord Voldemort to the point where he wanted to destroy Suburbgakure for it.His first attempt...Failed.His second attempt...Failed.His attempt to take over Sausages body...Failed.So basically all we can say about Lord Voldemort is that he is a Failure.He was killed by Sausage for trying to take over his body but thanks to his pet,Neil Kabutops,he is now inside of his body taking over little by little.Not the band.
Hulk Hogan:Hulk Hogan is one of the members of Hebititus-A.He is skitsofranic in that he can be peaceful for one minuet but turn into a demon the next minuet.He was one of Lord Voldemorts first science fair projects which gave him the root idea to make more people just like him.So he created the ghetto mark which he used on Sausage.The only person who could calm Hulk Hogan was his best friend Lucimimaru who died at the hands of Cigaara and St.V's.Now only Sausages Shinanigans can calm him.
Stupidgetsu:Another member of team Hebititus-A,Stupidgetsu is by far the dumbest character ever to exsist in all of anime ever.He was once one of the seven-eleven swordsman of the hot spring and was train by his master Goo-goo-ga-ga.Then Lord Voldemort kidnapped him for his brain smarts but since he didnt have any Lord Voldemort just kept him locked in a chamber untill Sausage found him and Stupidgetsu lead him to Short Short Hot Pants
Short Short Hot Pants:Short Short Hot Pants was once a child molester but was out done when a priest took over the child molestation world so she moved on to older men though it is un-said what her age is.She is confrunted by Stupidgetsu and Sausage to join Hebititus-A and she quickly accepts with the intent of smothering Sausage with his sweaty shirt in his sleep.Short Short Hot Pants can detect any and all anime characters within a 50 mile radius and plans on killing Whats-her-face when they meet causing the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.
Those Two Dudes:Those Two Dudes are those two guys you see every so often in probably a filler or in one of those intros right before episode song intro.Those Two Dudes really dont do much but sit around reading SasuSaku Doujinshi all day.They did have a role in the series one time that wasnt a filler when they fought Reverend Cussin' and Squidward but they were almost killed by Squidward which proves that they are worth nothing in the anime world.NOTHING!
That Person-The Strongest Character in all of the Anime Universe,That Person is undefeated.No one knows who that person is.But based on facts gatherd by Spyro when he was young,"That person is that person but not really that person."No one has ever even been able to catch a glace of his face.Everyone was too afraid to.It is rumored that he is the creator of all modern anime and that he has been alive since the begining of time.But during the Naruto Spinny Tornado Timeskip Thingy Whatever,Haruno-Whats-Her-Face was the only one to ever not only make eye contact with him but speak to him as well.During their confrontation,Whirly was able to take a picture of his body which was selling for over $800,000,000,000.
Red-Cloud Rangers
Though their name may sound peaceful the Red-Cloud Rangers are the main villians behind Naruto Spinny Tornado Timeskip Thingy Whatever.Their main goal is to gather up all the animorphians and use their powers for deleating all anime on Youtube.Such as Elfen Lied,Evangelion,Excel saga,Ninja Nonsense, DragonballZ,Bleach,and even Naruto itself.
Members
Smochiha Hibachi:Smochiha Hibachi was a former member of the Smochiha clan untill one day when his brother Sausage video taped him dancing to the song That old type of Rock and Roll.Sausage said that Hibachi's friend would give Sausage candy if he did which lead to Hibachi summoning Majin Buu to turn the entire clan into chocolate except for Sausage because "Sausgae doesn't tast good with chocolate."
Shark Dude:Shark Dude,like Stupidgetsu was also one of the seven-eleven swordsman of the hot spring untill one day it was closed down and Shark Dude had to join because of it.Shark Dude likes cutting up peoples arms and legs,fighting,long walks on the beach,romance novles,a cozy night by the fire,cooking,cleaning,socializing,and taking care of children. If you would like to get to know more about Shark Dude you may contact him via e-mail at SharkDude711@e-harmony.com or call us at 1-800-Harmony
Pinocchio:Everybody knows the story of Pinocchio right?Guy makes puppet,puppet wants to be a real boy etc.But what they didn't tell you is how Pinocchio became part of the Red-Cloud Rangers.The fairy turned Pinocchio into a real boy and he turned Jappeto into a puppet along with the fairy and called them Father and Mother.He was then driven out of town by some angry farm hicks and joined the Red-Cloud Rangers with his new partner Bill S. Preston.During his fight with Chiyo chan and Haruno Whats-Her-Face Pinocchio summoned The Third Sandboxkage,Tim Allen,wich was killed along with him.
Bill S. Preston:Another member of the Red-Cloud Rangers, Bill S. Preston was Pinocchio's old partner untill he died and now is the partner of Swirrlymask.Bill was forced into the Red-Cloud Rangers by Hibachi,Shark Dude, and Pinocchio.Bill got both of his arms ripped off by Cigaara and Scarecrow but re-attached by Squidward.Bill also has a bad speach habit where he says "Excellent" and "H'm after every sentence.Example:"Like,Pinocchio no Danna if we kill that sandbox loser that would be awsome!Or in other words, EXCELLENT!H'M"Once the Red-Cloud Rangers figured out that Sausage was alive Bill decided to take him and Swirrlymask out to kill him.After a fierce match of Packman Bill decided to blow himself up hopefully taking Sausage and Swirrlymask with him uttering his last word "ART IS EXCELLENT H'M!!"
Reverend Cussin':Being banned from all regular churches everywhere for trying to kill off all of the members of the church,Reverend Cussin' became a member of the Red-Cloud Rangers.He then decided to become part of the Jashin Baptist Church where he had the right to kill anyone he choose.Two of his victems were Cancer Man and Yu-Gi-Oh Knee.Useing his partner Squidward to pass around the collection hat and steal peoples hearts for organ donation, Reverend Cussin' took revenge on every church that had ever banned him.His reign on holy villianism was stopped though by Troublesome.
Squidward:Squidward is Reverend Cussin's partner and the Red-Cloud Rangers Financial adviser.He gets his money from organ transplants stealing other peoples organs and selling them to the red cross getting approximetly $12.000 per organ.Once the red cross noticed that he was stealing these organs,however,they called scarecrow for help and asked them to kill Squidward.Scarecrow did just that using his Electric Punch kill you quick no Jutsu.
Swirrlymask:Swirrlymask is the idiot of the Red-Cloud Rangers and has no seriousness inside of him what-so-ever.When Pinocchio dies from fighting Whats-Her-Face and Chiyo,Swirrlymask takes over as his replacement and becomes Bill S. Prestons partner.Though he is an idiot Swirrlymask shows that he does have tallent in manga chapter 3.2 and a half when he performs the Piss my pants no Jutsu,Hide in a closet no Jutsu, and the Chicken Dance no Jutsu on Sausage which fail misserably.No one knows his true Idenity.Some say that he is Smochiha Tobito,Smochiha Madona,or Urashima Keitaro.
Plant Dude:Out of all of the Red-Cloud Rangers, Plant Dude is the least important member.All he is good for is eating people and has a habbit of trying to eat the animorphians.It is said that the leader plans to sell him to another anime series soon.Preferably Elfen Lied.
Papercut(aka Mrs.Smith):The hottest(and only)female of the Red-Cloud Rangers.When she was a kid,Papercut's dad bet all of their family fortune on a horse race and lost.The only way to get back their fortune was to sell their daughter and their son Captain Planet.Wanting to help her brother conqure all of raindropgakure,and being his biggest fan girl,Papercut helped him create the Red-Cloud Rangers.Only she,her brother,and Smochiha Madona knows the real truth behind the Red-Cloud Rangers.
Captain Planet(aka Mr.Smith):The Leader of the Red-Cloud Rangers.The Reasons behind the forming of the Red-Cloud Rangers are very simple:
1.His father sold him...wow... 2.He Tried to sign up to be the red Super Sentai Ranger but the writers said that he "Had his head in the clouds."(Hence the name "Red-Cloud Rangers") 3.To impress his sister that she might get with him. 4.To use the animorphians powers to destroy all anime videos on youtube.
Smochiha Madona:Long ago when Suburbgakure was first founded there were three wiggers.The first slim shaddy the second slim shaddy and their friend Smochiha Madona.Madona's dream was to be a Slim Shaddy like his friends had been.But when his friends gave the third slim shaddy title to a little kid named Sosorrytobi.Very P.O'd, Madona challanged both of them to a game of hoops in the cul-de-sac of the end.He was very close to victory when he tripped over his shoe laces,broke his jaw,and supposedly died.But he didn't.Madona was "Alive and kicken'."Since his face was full of cuts and bruises he decided to make a mask out of the orange basketball he had used in the battle between the first and second by cutting it in half and putting an eye hole in it because his other eye was already bruised.Madona then realized that he had a bad case of pink eye that went into his pupils and became the shinanigans.As he was wondering the streets one day,he noticed a manga book lying on the ground which was entitled Slippy Ha ha Madona which was made by none other than the first and second slim shaddy's themselves showing the embarrasing defeat of Madona.Super P.O'd Madona had an evil idea.Using his new pink eye powers,Madona summoned the Barbaquebee to destroy Suburbgakure.But his plans wer foiled by Spinny.Now he wants the Animorphians demons to be able to write Doujinshi for him embarrasing all anime people everywhere.He started with Papercut and Captain Planet in his first publsihed Doujinshi about two high school lovers.
The Rest of the Naruto Spinny Tornad Timeskip Thingy Whatever.(This Doesn't really happen by the way.)
In the end, Naruto Spinny Tornado Timeskip Thingy Whatever ends with a fierce battle.When JJ from good times heard the news that Naruto was taking the spin off series instead of good times, he decided it was time to get rid of all anime all together.The only television that he wanted the world to watch were black people citcoms.He originally spent years working on a death rocket to launch at the anime universe to destroy it but decided that he wanted to kill Whirly with his own two hands.He gathered up many of americas finest black citcomics such as Carlton Banks,Will Smith,Chris Rock, and Roger from Whats Happening and took them to the anime universe and spread they reign of citcomness upon the unsuspecting anime characters.This led to a great war in the anime universe and forced Hebititus-A, The Red-Cloud Rangers, and the Suburbgakure Wig's to team up and defeat these evil dooers.JJ was then forced to use the Big Bad Rocket Of Death and it destroied half of the anime universe and it's population.This event was known as the second impact.The first impact was when Whirly ate too many beans and the gas killed off mostly everyone in the world.Being forced to retreat,Hevititus-A, The Red-Cloud Rangers,and the Suburbgakure Wig's were the only survivors,after 3 days Papercut decided to go out and see if it was safe but was killed when Carlton did "The Carlton Dance of Doom" on her for she could not take such bad dancing.Her dying wish was that Captain Planet avenge her.He did so when he killed Carlton with one swift attack causig him to die as well due to the Lame Plot no Jutsu.After that,Whirly thought it wise to summon someone who could defeat all the black citcomics.Someone who was persuaded by their humerous jokes.Someone who felt no shame in killing one of his own.That's right,you guessed it Uncle Ruckus.He defeated the remaining two using both of their weaknesses:Chris rock with a billy club and Will Smith with a book.But JJ was Un-defeatable because he was imortal.Using the bomb implanted inside of his body,Uncle Ruckus activated it and charged at JJ hoping to defeat him when all he did was just kill himself.Finnaly deciding that enough people had died,Whirly released the Babaquebee and used it's greatest POWER FULL TILT(see Naruto Shippuuden intro 2.)to kill JJ with one final attack:The Super Mega Awsome Killer Dstructive Play Station Three Anime Destruction Series Finale Blow On The Hizzy Ridin Spinnaz!;which killed JJ after uttering his last words "I'll get you my pretty!DYNOMITE!"
The Aftermath?
After the demonic JJ and all the other evil citcoms had been put to rest,everyone in Suburbgakure and the world lived in peace and started different lives:
Whirly and Pinada-Became the sixth Slim Shaddy and married Pinada who had 2 new children together.Circly Swirrlymagig and Curly Swirrlymagig.
Haruno Whats-Her-Face-Found That Person hiding in a local homeless shelter playing chess with Gendou Ikari while eating cheese it's and asked him to marry her.He accepted and a year later they had their daughter Haruno Pretty-Face.
Sausage and the rest of Hebititus-A-Stayed together and travled the world as a j-pop group and started their first album known as "Snake" and soon decided on a bands name Nobodyknows+ untill Hulk Hogan left the group to be an anger managment counceler.
Scarecrow-Travled the earth looking for the wizard of Oz to give him a brain.But when he didn't give it to him he killed him with the Kill you quick no Jutsu.
Yo'Mamato-Returned to the Street fighter universe and defeated all the big bosses which boosted his staus and his confidence to the top.Yo'Mamato also helps sega develop new fighting games every year including such titles as Guilty Gear and Love Hina.
Psy-Married Ms.Piggy and had a son which he named Ding Dong Yamanaka.
Troublesome-Married Fan Chick enraging all of his millions of fan girls and stoopped production of ShikaIno everywhere world wide and now live with Hand Puppet.They were going to have a child but Troublesome said it was "Too Much Hard Work."
Fat Albert-Won the 100th year annual Barbeque eating cook off held in Austin Texas which declared him Japan and Suburbgakure's fattest man.He lives comfortably in Austin Texas with his wife Cherry Pie.
Spyro and his teammates-Now that all of Spyro's teammates have graduated from Jew-Nin to Super Sentai Rangers they officially protect the world against American dubbing everywhere.
Kibble and Bakamaru-After the Citcom saga,Kibble and Bakamaru star as the main characters in the anime Wolfs Rien.
BeetleJuice and Kunai-Kunai's baby was finnaly born 200 chapters after the citcom saga which she and BeetleJuice combined names they had thought up and came up with the name Cancer Spider.
Cigaara-Still stands as the protector of Sandboxgakure and makes no other appearances in the show.
Gama-Pervert and Slug Fist-After the Citcom Saga, Slug Fist decided to give a pitty date to gama-pervert but almost killed him using the smashy smashy no Jutsu after he tried to make a move on her.
Neil Kabutops-After Lord Voldemort took over his body, Neil Kaboutops was going to try and destroy Suburbgakure when all of a sudden a huge bolder fell on top of him killing them both.
Papercut and Captain Planet-Were resurected by the Dragonball's and decided to use the money that Squidward earned for them to buy the Burger King Empire and try to conqure the world that way.When Captain Planet wanted to have a child Papercut flattly refused saying "Oh, Hell No!"
Smochiha Madon-Started his own Doujinshi company and made millions off of his multi-million dollar manga entitled Naruto Shippuuden following the adventures of a boy named Uzumaki Naruto searching for his friend Uchiha Sasuke to rescue him from the clutches of Orochimaru and Kabuto.
See Also
Anime
Manga
Naruto
Elfen Lied
Your mom(Because shes's a fat bitch)
