Nathanael

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Nathanael, a medieval term used to describe a pig's excrement, was originally believed to be a myth that originated in Belgium but later was found out to just be untrue after UN inspection and the War on Terror. It is seen by many as one of the founding words of mankind that held together a society.

Nathanael is now a less commonly known word for an elephant. There are a few possible explanations for this meaning. First, the Dutch word for "Elephant," "vlo" was the last name of a great Belgian king who ruled Belgium during the 5th century AD. People began using "vlo" in place of "Nathanael" because the king once got stuck in a pile of pig excrement.

A more likely explanation, however, is that elephants are born from pig excrement. Elephants did not evolve from other animals. Scientists are unsure of their exact origin, but most theorize that elephants come from either pig excrement or dead fleas.

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