National Honor Society

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“I say, old chap, it's a bit like the Hitler Youth! You take jolly good young men and women and turn them into bloody automatons. Have they got no blasted shame?”

~ King George VI on the National Honor Society

Started in 1921, the National Honor Society, or NHS, is an organization whose intent is to artificially beef up the college applications of middle and high school students in the United States and across the world. The students must in return engage in hard manual labor.

Typically, members of the National Honor Society belong to chapters, which operate for the most part independently of the national offices but are wholly pwned and operated by the school administration, which uses it to manipulate the students into becoming mindless minions of its totalitarian agenda. While not always the case, many such chapters are based in middle and secondary schools and maintain their own invitation and induction criterion for membership at that school; these often involve cranial implants, widely believed to be mind-control devices.

National Honor Society groups are forcibly active in community service activities both in the community and at the school. This is part of a deal with local community organizations who face a shortage of manpower because they are too cheap to hire even illegal immigrants and must instead use unpaid labor from hapless high school students.

In addition, National Honor Society chapters typically elect officers, who, under the supervision of the chapter advisor, coordinate and manage the chapter as a student organization. In reality, elections are based on popularity and more importantly sex appeal and the officers are sock puppets of the advisor, who is in turn a sock puppet of the school principal.