National Ninja Association

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“The only place to go to order mass slaughters and covert ops.”

~ Ryu Hayabusa on National Ninja Association

“THEY CUT OFF MY FACE!!!”

~ Anonymous Pirate on National Ninja Association

“If you enter and you are not real ninja, they cut you in half with their fingers and you never notice. That is true way of the ninja.”

~ The Magic Ninja on National Ninja Association

Formed soon after the creation of Ninjae, around 8,000,000,000,000 B.C, the National Ninja Association has proved to be a uniting force in many Ninja communities, and creating training centers worldwide that educated such badass ninja as Ryu Hayabusa, known for being able to slice a MOTHERFUCKING PLANE IN TWO and for killing off an entire country (former state of Vigoor) for the deaths of around five Ninja and the injuring of one smokin hot ninja babe.

In the year 3000 the NNA faced a war against a army of Robot Santa clones who sought to control the Earth via a plan involving selling arsenic laced Mars Bars but the Robot Santa clones paid them off with over 9000 whores. The plot was then stopped by a time travelling Oscar Wilde and Longcat

[edit] NNA History

Ever since its creation, the NNA has provided free weapons and homicide cover-ups to ninjas worldwide and often ritualistically sacrifices the children of Pirates to please the spirits of Tengu, who gave the ninjas super powers and fast food cooking skills for which they are known today. The NNA is also known for developing the virus that causes Acute Ninja Syndrome, which they used to fend off the Zombie invasion of 2001. The NNA has also been known to develop new weapons such as the Combustible Kitten Launcher and the Sticky Goo that Sticks to your Clothes and really Pisses you off Sprayer.

[edit] NNA Transports

The NNA often uses transport vehicles, as their ninjae will get caught up killing everything if they are just set loose, the NNA sends them into mission areas in the best of the best in military transports so they can CONSTRUCTIVELY kill such targets as Columbian dictators, Corrupt government officials, Fat Shoguns and Mad Scientists.

These vehicles include:

• Blackhawk helicopters
• Stealth Tanks
• AT-ATs
• Customized Hummers
• Elephants
• Chocobos
• Airships
• Mom's Minivan (complete with chaingun affixed to rear.)

[edit] Hit List

Just like our president, the NNA leader has a hit list. IF YOU WANT TO WAKE UP HEADLESS, TAG THE LIST.

• Twinkie the Kid
• Charmillionaire
• Imperial Vigoor
• Hello Kitty
• Emo Hitler
• The Easter Bunny
• Jasmin Wagner
• Britney Spears
• You
• Your Family

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