Navi
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N.A.V.I. is an acronym for Nautical Atomic Velocity Instructor. This subatomic particle follows children around, hoping to one day release enough radiation into their bodies to mutate them into action figures. These action figures were debuted into a movie, known as Small Soldiers.
N.A.V.I. also refers to the first of the project, dubbed Navi. It followed around a young boy by the name of Linkoln Abrahim. It assisted him in his various crimes throughout the land of Hyskule. Navi was hacked into by the D.E.K.U. mainframe after the latter mentioned recieved the Ghoma Virus in an e-mail from his homie J. Jabu Dog. After Navi's self destruct sequence (which takes approximately 8234 hrs and 11 seconds), Linkoln went looking for his lost friend.
N.A.V.I. has a built-in alarm system. It cannot be set by anybody, nor can anybody tell when the alarm will go off next. The alarm consists of phrases such as "HEY! HEY! HEY!" and "LOOK! LOOK!", with the occasional "LINKOLN! HEY! LINKOLN! LOOK!". Overexposure to this alarm system can result in annoyance at its most extreme. Only those who can harness this energy can become all powerful. However, those foolish enough to try it have turned into whiny punks.
N.A.V.I. are available to purchase at 666-1134.
