Nazi Mexico
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| Motto: "Seguimos nuestro líder a nuestros muertos." (Spanish: "We follow our leader to our deaths..") | |||||
| Anthem: "Der Aztek Großssdeütchesreich über alles" | |||||
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| Capital | Berlin City (formerly Mexico City) | ||||
| Largest city | Berlin City | ||||
| Official languages | German, Spanish, Mexican | ||||
| Government | Dictatorship ruled by Osama Bin Hitler | ||||
| General | General Von Saddam Hussein | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Oberst Sepp, Saddam Hussein | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | 2007-2046
2053-Present | ||||
| Currency | beer, Pretzels, Reichsmark | ||||
| Religion | Fascism, Nazi, The great mighty Pretzel | ||||
| Major exports | Terrorists, jews, Nuclear Weapons, spare automobile parts, beer, sausages | ||||
| Major imports | Aryans, Terrorists, Nazis, Dachhunds | ||||
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[edit] History
Nazi Mexico was formed in 2007 from Nazi/Terrorists that came from Columbia and Venezuela it was formed to create a massive empire to attack America while it was under stress from China and Jesusland. on 13 March 2008 The ICNT (International Commitee of Nazi Terrorists) re-named Mexico City to Berlin City and launched an attack on America While the Chinese attacked Canada. After World War Three Nazi Mexico occupied most of America and united with the Nazi-German occupation zones to make a supreme force that could fend off any attacks.
[edit] Military
After WW3 RNM made one of the biggest armys in the history of man it was called the United Nazi Mexico Free Fighter Army (UNMFFA) It had 20 million people in it and had some of the most modern weapon technology of its time. I have devised a small list to keep you from killing yourself from curiosity.
Shoot-Da-Whoop MK1337 Laser Cannon
Tiger IV Anti-ShootDaWoop Tank
Very Extremely New supply of Robotic Crabs MK. V (from the Sixth Reich see[[1]])
Nazi Falcon Helicopters (Hekter class)
[edit] Attack of the Grues
Above: Nazi Grues Attempt to make Nazi Mexico Nazi Grueland
On the 1st of September 2039 Nazi Grues entered the outskirts of Nazi Mexico and had a Counter-Attack which failed horribley when the UNMFFA launched its SDW MK1337 Laser Cannons at them.
The grues found out many months later that they can squeeze up urinals and bite the Nazi Army members when they urinated thus they had the element of suprise.
On the 2nd of November 2039 the Grues attacked the Airbases of the UNMFFA with their Turd-Class Jet Turds and blew up The Reichstag II but nobody cared because nobody used it anyway.
Eventually after years of fighting we won the Grue-NaziMexicano War in 2045.
[edit] Aftermath
Now currently Nazi Mexico make Frankfurters and sends them in the mail to random people and blows up bridges and makes World famous Mexican BBQs and is currently trying to conquer the world from Antartica.
[edit] National Anthem
The Nazi Mexican national Anthem was made by Osama Bin Hitler in 2007 here is how it goes: Der Aztek Großssdeütchesreich über alles
Oh Mex-ico oh Mex-ico
how we love your Nazism,
Other countries are gay
Buy Frankfurters and you will ppaaaaaaaaayyy,
Oh Mex-ico oh Mex-ico
We love our Fuhrer and,the dumb,
Achtung Auchtung!
all boys and girls, this is how it might go in other worlds,
Mexico Oh, Oh Mexico
Mexiko Oh, oh Mexiko
Voi Meksiko, oh Meksiko
OHH MEXICO OHH MEXICO
HOW WE LOVE YOUR NAZISM.
[edit] Religion
Out of all the religions of The Republic of Nazi Mexico the most popular is The Great Mighty Pretzel. Its bible had 7 Million Pages and 70% of the world worthships The Great Mighty Gretzel. One of the most refered sections of the La gran poderoso pretzel(Bible) is
Passage 3 The Coming Page 12:
El perro saltó en me.I la tiró fuera, pero mantuvo coming.I comenzó a ejecutarlo estaba a punto deconseguir entonces me bang!
pie un gigante que ha aplastado.
The dog jumped at me.I threw it off but it kept coming.I began to run it was about to get me then bang! a giant foot had crushed it.
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[edit] Participation in World War XXX
In 4039 the Sixth Reich invaded America from the moon using flying Robotic Crabs to attack with.Nazi Mexico gave the Sixth Reich Resources and food supplies through a abandoned Inter-Galactic Trade Center that just so happend to be in Nazi Mexico. When the Moon Nazis invaded Nazi Mexico helped them take America (along with other useless countries China, Russia, Venezuela and the Banana Republic).
