Nazilever
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Nazilever is a company that produces an artificial form of Hitler and sells it under the company name for general and academic consumption. Their major competitor is the World Institute of Hitlerology and their product I Can't Believe It's Not Hitler.
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[edit] Company
Nazilever is a recent upstart company aimed at producing 50% more Hitler at 50% the price. They strive to create a lower tolerance Hitler, but to traumatize it for added racism - with no added Jews! Their Hitler is home-reared on only the tastiest vegetables (as we all know, the common or garden Hitler is a strict herbivore) and juciest niggers. Unfortunately, this special blend is having a few teething troubles, such as too much gayness. Nazilever Hitlers have had to be removed from 13 different failing democracies due to their destructive gayness, including the United Slates of Hysteria. Nazilever was threatened with a lawsuit due to the sudden increase of SPAIDS in these countries, but this case never went to court, as everyon knows you can only get SPAIDS by looking at Italians.
[edit] Recipe
Their new recipie, which is a 100% top secret blend of 23% aryan, 2% nigger, 8% vegetarian, 56% other and 110% pure dictator (that's 200% Hitler!), hopes to rectify this problem.
[edit] Advertising
Their new adverts, featuring an emotionless female android saying: "Is your country too democratic? Are you facing a large fascist deficit? Not enough Hitler to go around since he died? You need new, Nazilever! Nine out of ten Jews can't tell the difference!", have been very successful and over 1000 casements of Hitler have been distributed worldwide.
[edit] Public Opinion
Some suggest they could cut out production costs by ransacking the BNP, but CEOs have vetoed this, for fear of too much stupidity.
