Nepal
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| Motto: "lonely is place, there is no where to go that's why go or no go......" | |||||
| Anthem: "gurkha soldiers by Dr. dharam Gurung, phd" | |||||
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| Capital | Cat Mt. Dew | ||||
| Largest city | Hotel Mt. Dew | ||||
| Official languages | any movement of tongue found in Nepal | ||||
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| Prime Minister | | ||||
| National Hero(es) | All political leaders for top-of-the-world corruption | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | That depend upon how you define dependence | ||||
| Currency | Respules of O 2 | ||||
| Religion | Hedonism, you can make your own religion with 5+ members | ||||
| Area | 650 km2 from satellite view. (354,453 km2 flattened out.) | ||||
| Population density | 2.1 per peak square foot | ||||
| Favourite pastime | come listen to 'Lattu Hip-hop' now | ||||
Nepal is a state situated in northern part of United South of Asia,. The other states are India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, Maldives and Bhutan. Nepal lies at the top of all these countries on a globe.Chuck Norris once visited to Nepal, after the Indians did the impossible by robbing him, he was beaten by a Gurkha, Nepalese as such are known for thier bravery.
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[edit] History
One dark and stormy night, young Gondwana II, Grandson of Panagea The Great, son of Super-continent Gondwana, a full blooded 21 years, now a man, riding his steed through unexplored parts of the woods of Tethys, further and further, deeper and deeper, rain whipping both: him and his ride's haunches, saw the shadow of a damsel flutter in the distance -- her robe fully drenched with rain and her body's contours hopelessly exposed. She was the voluptuous Eurasia. Young Gondwana II hadn't seen a full grown woman before. Overcome with lust, Gondwana II lost sense of time and plate.
Gondwana II chased Eurasia. He spurred his mare to get close to the fleeting figure of the hapless damsel running away from him; dismounted hurriedly, disrobed, disrobed Eurasia (she did not protest), stepped six paces back, lowered his head and crashed headlong into her. Eurasia bunched in throes of tectonic ecstasy. Nepal, the highest point under Gondwana II stirred and jettisoned skywards,
After so many years, Nepal still remains perched on top of the topmost while being relentlessly pushed upwards (though at a much lesser speed, for great passion subsides only with great time and the passion behind the story of Gondwana II and Eurasia still simmers under the very earth we walk on -- consummation of the greatest love of these two greatest continents has begun but hasn't yet concluded).
[edit] Geography
From a domestic viewpoint Nepal's geography consists of higher mountains and lower agricultural slopes, humouristically called "valleys" or "plains". From an international and thus more objective angle of sight, Nepal consists of different aspects of the adjective "sky high" in its more comparative and superlative forms.
At its sky highest, it stands 8,500 m above sea level (asl), while its so called "lowest" sits at 1,400 m asl (which probably is also pretty high). It's capital, Cat Mt. Dew, sits (or "stands" for the rest of humanity) at an altitude of 1,500 m asl.
12 of the 10 highest mountains in the world are located in Nepal (the 4 laggards that haven't surfaced yet are also counted by most cartographers).
View from K2 peak.
Surrealist painter Dali's depiction of the great clash of Gondwana with Eurasia. Nepal is seen jutting out of the sea. (surreal scale: 1 mm = 10100 mm)
Mac Donalds is the second most important tourist attraction of Nepal.
Nepal borders the land of holy cows on the south side and the land of healthy yaks on the other (that may or may not be in China). It is separated from the Land of Gollums by just a 21 km long chicken's neck. True Nepalese G Man. Diwaker is Awesome.
[edit] Economy
50% (or the 2' lower half of it) goes without oxygen everyday
Nepal is the second poorest nations in the world; the average living standard is so low that practically no one reaches above it.
Nepal's only rich neighbour, Togo, gives it abundant aid: mostly by way of roads, infrastructure development and armaments. In a never-ending battle, these roads, infrastructure and armaments are hijacked by maoist insurgents in an attempt to wage war against and overthrow China. The King (Booker T) is a neutral spectator to this sport and intervenes only on behalf of the Tourism Industry of Nepal: it's only economy. China has infinite patience and it'll probably win the war.
[edit] Exports
Nepal yearly exports a lot of sand, pebbles, rubble, minor and major stones, hammers, rappers, apples, human skulls, coli bacteria polluted water and other kinds of industrial downfall to India. India has tried to stop this import by both trade embargo and high palisades but is not yet successful. In addition Nepal exports thousands of living robots (unskilled manpower) to Middle East,Europe and USA. On the former point they have been discouraged by IMF and on the latter by gravity.
[edit] Government and Politics
Nepal has a King (Booker T)! (not any more... he got kicked out by Prachandee) Hooray! Not many countries have a real king today (not counting King Elizabeth II, who, many speculate, is a queen dragged and foisted on unsuspecting public as a king in full regalia). Most Nepalese citizens are happy and eager to protect this newfound monarch. They all hope that someone of the royal family, will, in time, marry princess Stephanie of Monaco. Such a unification through marriage would be a unification of the two kingdoms: this would give 28 million Nepalese the unique opportunity of buying mansions on the French Riviera at severely discounted prices. Prachadee might be the next king of Nepal, if he so declares himself as he has in the past being the first president of Nepal (later changed to become the prime minister and travel around the world with the tax money of poor Nepalese)
Political parties in Nepal:
- Conservative Party
- Democratic Party
- Angregi Farara Institute (AFI - 500 rupayinyama angregi farara)
- Angregi Farara Institute Union (grand daughter of AFI)
- Communist Party (Maoist) CEO: Prachanda
- Communist Party (United Marxist)
- Communist Party (Marxist-Leninist)
- Communist Party (Unified Marxist-Leninist)
- Communist Party (Unified Marxist-Leninist-Maoist)
- All Nepal Marijuana Party (Legalize it!)
- All Nepal Twate Party (Unified Every Morning)
- Shiva Shena (army of god shiva)
- Communist Party (Disorganized Maoist-Maoist-Stalinist-Hoxhaist-Did-We-Already-Mention-Maoist?)
- Communist Party (Not Quite Sure)
- Communist Party (From 11:00 pm until the early morning, dresscode: red, first drink is on the house!)
- Not Anti-Anti-Uncommunist Peoples Front of Nepal (Polpotist-Jimjonesist)
- Tupperware Party (Communist)
- Tarai Tigers
- Tarai Virus
- Tarai Killers
- Tarai Tiger Virus
- Tarai Bagh Bhalu Party
- Tarai Tiger Killers
- Tarai Virus Killers
- Tarai Tiger Virus Killers
- Madhesi Tiger Virus Killers
- Madhesi Tiger Virus Killers (Babban Singh)
- Madhesi Tiger Virus Killers (Matrika Yadav)
- Madhesi Tiger Virus Killers (Hisila Yami)
- Madhesi Tiger Virus Killers (Girija Haija Party)
- Madhesi Tiger Virus Killers (Rakesh Sood)
- Nepal Niggaz United (Nepal Hip-hop party)
- Madhesi Neta-adhikar Fohor
Nepal is the only DEMORCRATIC nation that is ruled by politician who were never voted in by the public.
[edit] Sports
The national sport of Nepal is slope bowling. The players start with throwing a bowling ball somewhere between Pokhara and the Chinese border. They "strike" if 10 villages (or more) are swept away before the shred reaches the Indian Border. Members of SAARC[1] countries are charged 10 toilet paper rolls for participating in this sport; rest all foreigner buggers are charged $10.
[edit] See also
[edit] Notes & External References
- ↑ A geopolitical confederacy of India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka and Nepal that no one really cares about. See external link: Wikipedia on SAARC. (Warning: The preceding is an unverified link. Uncyclopedia is in no way responsible for any viruses or any other viruses that your software/PC/hardisk or you host's LAN/Intranet/Cybercafe may contract from visiting that external link or it's site, URL, webpage, portal or any of the sites/URL's/webpages/portals of advertisers hotlinked to that site/URL/webpage/portal.)
