New Canaan
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[edit] Location
Fairfeild Conneticut; the imbetween place. Just two hours away from the Giant Apple and the place of ULTRA law nerds. Also not far from the Sound. (remember keep Our Sound Loud)
[edit] Inhabitants
People who are rolling in piles of paper with a dead man's face on it, but don't have enough to roll in to live in neighboring towns of Greenwich and Darien. They also have addictions to some sort of over the counter drug or are still using a drug they did when they were going to the first Catz show on Broadway. The other inhabitants that are usually too rooted into the grown are living off of Old Money that they can't roll in because their ancestors already rolled in it a bit too much. They are too poor now to afford any kind of addictions (but they do enjoy criticising the more wealthy other people)
[edit] Schools
Most of the brain washing personelle are from other towns in which they can peacefully, and cheaply, feast on the remains of their students' well-being and happyness. The system also makes sure that for every time that there is a snow day, students have to suffer through days tacked onto the end of the school year, getting into their summer time and making them even more unhappy.
[edit] Shops
Antiques, Floral, and Bakeries. All food one gets there costs a body parts.
Muffins................. six livers Coffee.................. one foot with sugar a foot and 3 toes 15th century trivet..... two brains and one fetus Furr Coat............... a nose and a yetti Ice Cream Cone.......... twenty legs and an arm A Red Rose.............. four arses and a tit Subway Sandwitch........ three lungs and two stomachs
Those listed above are just some of the items that can be bought in town.
[edit] Transportation
70% of the population in New Canaan are Soccer Moms and either drive SUV's of the latest mint or Hummers. The next 20% drive spiffy sports cars or Minnie Coupers. 8% drive antique cars that have to be brought to the garage for a quick fix after every time it is turned on. The rest drive beat up cars from 10 years ago because they don't have the money or income to own a good car and live in New Canaan at the same time. New Canaan is also the last town that the train from the Gaint Apple stops at. Most inhabitants from New Canaan go there to eat and get more dead men dollars to roll in, though most just go there to waste time.
