New England Journal of Temporal Research

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The New England Journal of Temporal Research is a quarterly journal based in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania that publishes a selection of academic and research papers concerning time travel.

Due to the Journal's unique submission system, there are no deadlines for papers. Rather, the Journal staff maintain a small "temporally displaced" drop box which appears in many time periods for a short while. Each edition of the Journal, therefore, not only collects a sample of papers from many fields of temporal research, but also sketches the developments of those investigations through time. This may sound like a lot of nonsense, but once you've had to deal with even the least confusing temporal paradox it will seem to be absolutely sensible by comparison.

[edit] Notable Papers Published in the Journal

• "Time travel: An Examination of Underlying Principizzles" (1908) by Albert Einstein and Snoop Dogg.
• "What if You Went Back in Time and Accidentally Had Sex With Your Grandma?" (1956) by Robert Heinlein.
• "Okay, and what if you did it on purpose?" (1957) by Robert Heinlein.
• "The Mystery of TARDIS: Why We Should Get Government Grants for Watching Dr. Who" (1993) by David O'Brien and Colin Radcliffe.
• "What the hell is this TARDIS thing anyway?" (1998) by William Shatner.
• "Screwing Around with Time: The Enthusiastic and Frankly Juvenile Temporal Exploits of My Colleagues" (2006) by Dr. Weisenheimer.
• "Time Travel: An essay on the importance of planning" (2105) by Dr. Ernest Keller.

[edit] Subscriptions

The Journal (is/was/will be) a popular and well-respected publication with a circulation of at least 10,000 readers across twelve centuries. The annual rate is approximately $579 USD (in 2025 dollars, just before the start of the Machine War); however, the Journal maintains a trust fund account for future readers who would otherwise be disadvantaged by interest rates.

[edit] See also

• time travel
• time machine