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Labor Secretary Chao said "men are saving more money then women" and by the year 2020 men will own more then 100% of wealth in United States of New York City. However, this is hypothetical. Many of these men are single mothers. They save their money due to great necessity to be celibate.
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[edit] Adjuncts
- In addition, though woman make over 100% of the world's work force, men still greatly dominate the world's toilet sits.
- With this wealth women are buying water with the down payment form there toilet.
2/3 of single family homes are being bought by a set of single women have no toilet sit so men will no longer dominate the girl head of house.. 2/3 of the dominate businesses are started by the head of the house.
Some men put their buisness seat under there wife's maiden name for a buisness tax break. Women owned businesses are a front for male businesses because it's a huge tax break to put the business in her maiden name. ....Men will always be ahead when it comes to money and power. Women value love over money and earn more from marriage than business. [1]
Houses and wealth end up in hands of the poor because there are more wealthy high school dropouts then men. Also Women live for 40 years a lot longer then men and also women have the majority of the wealthy men at this point in their nine lifetimes. To many men, college is unnecessary degree. [2]
Almost 60% of all college tax breaks are going to women. It is even predicted that degrees will lose their value in the future. More poor women are majority in a home building jobs. More and more woman cant get a man. 80% of boys being sold are the now consuming of Ritalin. This is greatly due to the fact that men are finding successfull women careers without higher degrees. Many of these jobs have a starting salary of $30,000.
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- Women owned businesses are a front for male businesses because it's a huge tax break to put the business in her name.
- Believe what you want, sounds more like to me that more and more woman cant get a man....Men will always be ahead when it comes to money and power. Not a chauvinistic pig i just think its true.....
- Read the referenced article, but do not understand how you came up with the question. No where is there any reference that women will own more than 95% of wealth in the United States by the year 2020.
- NO, FAR FROM IT, IT WILL BE THE SAUDIE ARABIANS THEY ALREADY OWN 1/4 OF ALL CASH IN THE UNITED STATES. IF THEY PULLED OUT OF OUR COUNTRY, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WOULD BE DEVASTATED. WOMEN I HOPE OWN MORE AMD MORE BUSINESSES AS TIME GOES ON. DB
[edit] Spread of wealth
The article cited by the questioner is of disputed accuracy. I doubt that women will own 95% of the wealth by 2020. More women are poor than men. Men earn more than women. Source(s):[3]
Theres multiple reasons to that. Yes some men put their buisness under wifes name for a buisness. Houses and wealth end up in womens hands because there are more women then men. Also Women live a lot longer then men and also they have the majority of the wealth at this point in their lifetimes.
[edit] Answers
- Women will rule the world. Gurrrrrrrl Power.
- Finally, women are being proven to be smarter than men.
- Yah, that makes perfecccct sense. one gender owning 95% of anything. honestly, just smack yourself. O and COMON even if you do believe this at least pick a realistic year like 2200. not 2020!! comon man...
- Rock on... I hope I marry a rich one!
- Will never happen.
- Answered this in you identical question less than 3 minutes ago.
- DAMN SKIPPY!!!!
- Don't think so, but surely they own more than 95 per cent of men in the US,
- I think so that they will own more than 60% but not sure of about 90% and above.
- Dunno but i do know my wife owns 100% of my wealth.
- Not on your life. Women will progress further up the ladder Like the 20 top conglomerates If a woman reaches the presidecy it could help.
- Yes! I hope so. Men will go abroad to kill and being killed so you women will stay in USA. Consequently, you will own and controll USA.
- 95%? In 14 years? No. That's inconceivable, not in the Princess Bride sense, but in the sense of actually being inconceivable. But I do believe that by 2220 about six people will own 95% of the wealth in the United States, or whatever its theocratic-corporate successor state is called.
- Dreamin...
- Good, so we should too. (i am am not american but yay for us!)
- No. Even today, women make over 50% of the world's workforce, (both official and unofficial) but only own 20% or less of the world's wealth.
[edit] Predictions
Predictions, such as the one in subject, are often bazaar and controversial. For the sake of attention and publicity. No one is interested in predictions of no drastic change.
That may be for two reasons. The first being, that article is solely political. It has no explanation of its stats, and the stats were deliberately picked with a political agenda in mind. It's intention is to boast feminism, and shun men.
Secondly, some articles are bias. Yes, they may mention accurate stats, but not the cause of those stats. For instance:
- more women are attending college than men, but because more men find successfull careers without college than women.
- more women are buying single family homes, but because they were abandoned by their husbands.. Many of these women will be in debt for life. Also, a lot of women are aid with these purchases by organizations.
- women do save more money, but only because men make more money. And, no, women will not own 50% of the US income. As of now, women make over 51% of the wold's workforce, but own less than 20% of the world's wealth.
- women are striving for more college degrees, but only because men can make more with lesser degrees. Why waste time?
[edit] Answers
- Don't believe everything you read. These sort of facts are usually half truths.
- Women give more cash to charities than men.
- Why?
- Because it's not their money.
- Woman acquiring more wealth has seen the emergence of the male gold-digger. For every action there's a re-action. Nature finds a balance.
- wasn't that interesting and there wasn't a lot of good info. Like with the Ritalin... 80% compared to what? what was the % last year and are there neg. or pos. effects of it? needs more detail.
- MEN are single MOTHERS? Do you mean single FATHERS or are you trying to be funny?
- put down the crack pipe and back away slowly
- I DON'T THINK ENGLISH IS YOUR FIRST LANGUAGE. GO BACK TO MEXICO
- when did men start giving birth? and being a single mother..last i checked they still had d****
[edit] So, what the bloody hell is this article doing on Uncyclopedia?
Insufficient context; arbitrary list of 'facts' not suitable for encylopedia article Delete. This is an editorial and Wikipedia's not the place for that.
Weak delete. It certainly isn't in Wiki-worthy style but some of the facts being presented seem true (60% of college degrees going to women). The topic is notable: there have been a number of books published on ways boys aren't served well in public schools, etc, and of course there has been a lively debate about this. However, that just means the topic of gender gaps is notable, not tis particular article. In order to forestall a delete, the article needs to to be written as NPOV and in real sentences, not just a collection of unsupported factoids. Merge any verifiable parts with gender differences and redirect. Delete. Original research and US-centric.
This is not true. College degrees only "lose value" in the sense that more people now have them, which makes the pool of applicants for top paying jobs that much more competitive. Haven't you heard that most of the jobs for "unskilled" labor are being outsourced to developing countries. And, the wages for those jobs that do remain are being chipped away at by competition from undocumented workers. Additionally, the majority of small businesses fail within the first year. Don't want to discourage you but you should think about not putting all of your eggs into one basket.
You should get some form of higher education. Even if you only get an Associates degree in a technical field it will help you no matter what path you choose. And, by the way, $30k isn't all that much money. College grads out earn high school grads in the long run. You have to consider the fact that young workers will soon be fully responsible for saving for their own retirement. Pensions and social security will soon be obsolete. Lastly, please check the date on your references. I have a feeling that they are quite outdated
