New Michigan
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“It's like an entirely new lake!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Lake Michigan
The 304th State admitted into the United States of America, New Michigan is known for it's trade in prostitutes and porn. In fact, the levels of sexual activity of those within the borders of New Michigan can increase to five times that of normal people. As such, this state is a prime vacation spot for desperate teenagers and the elderly.
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[edit] Formation
New Michigan was created when a ship full of Viagra sank and dissolved into Lake Michigan. The geological shift created an entirely new piece of land, while obliderating parts of Michigan. This land was claimed by the Viagra company, who now use the lake to show off the effectiveness of their drug.
[edit] Flora and Fauna
These two residents of Heterosexuality vacationed here before their mysterious disappearance.
[edit] Interesting Facts
- New Michigan is the only state, aside from Impotence, to be owned by the Viagra company.
- Levitra is banned in the state.
- Prostitution is encouraged within the state.
[edit] The Fight for Marriage
New Michigan is one of the few states where marriage of all forms is outlawed. Conservatives and Liberals alike have been pushing for marriage to be legalized within the state, although little attention has been given to it from the legislature, who are paid solely by the Viagra company.
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