UnNews:New Orleans to Reopen Airport January 1

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New Orleans (UNN) After a brief vist with Fema and Army Corps of engineers in Washington, New Orleans Mayor Ray Naggin' announced Monday that the airport would resume public flights on January 1st. Formerly Bankrupt Pan Am is the first to lease space in the new water based airport.

We are so glad we can take those clippers out of the moth ball fleet and make up some of those past due payments - Joquine Salvador, President of the New Pan Am

In addition to Pan Am, Goodyear and the Zeppelin Co of Germany are expected to begin commercial flights to New Orleans. Initially, Pan Am will be flying in from coastal cities only, with flights added from Chicago, Buffalo and Duluth in the spring. Goodyear and Zeppelin will have an early start in those Great Lake Cities.

New Orleans is a world city and deserves to have world access - Jimmy Paige, President of Zeppelin

Famed Broadway Show producer and New Orleans native, Mel Brooks, penned a new musical comedy based on his 1968 movie of the same name.

Those people are ready for this - Brooks.

"The Airship" is a thinly veiled instrument of promotion of the lighter than air flight industry. Nevertheless, it is expected to raise interest in the New Orleans only flights.