New York Knicks

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The New York Knicks, short for The New York Knickerbockers, is a band of ruthless supervillians headed by Tom Hanks. Though notorious for their frivilous use of magic to thwart the likes of Captain America, The Green Lantern, and Bugs Bunny, the Knicks have been known to be active in Arbor Day celebrations. One of the groups most infamous members, Dolly Parton, is said to be responsible for the tragic events that took place in: that one nightclub in jersey, TWA flight 16943095, Piedmont, North Dakota; and the gymnasium at podunk elementary school. Though graduates of Rutgers University the band of thugs has engaged in a heated arms race with the school in an attempt to establish a NWO (new world order)