New York Yankees

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First off, the New York Yankees did not start off as a professional baseball team, and the Brooklyn Dodgers was just a myth, because we all know Jackie Robinson wasn't the first black baseball player, it was in fact Babe Ruth's sister, Ruth Ruth. And there is no such thing as weapons of mass destruction. Back in the day of year 1669 AD, a "Yankee" was what people would call a flaming homosexual. Other names for a Yankee were yanker, homo, Jew, and Alex Rodriguez. George Steinbrenner bought the biggest Yankee joint in the universe which was located in the Bronx, New York in the year of 1699 when he was just a young man of age 503 years old. In year 1703 he had all the money in the world because that was the year everyone turned gay for 10 minutes and went down to the gay Yankee strip joint. George Steinbrenner now had all the money in the world. That's a lot of money. Alex Rodriguez became jealous and would challenge Steinbrenner to a game of strip poker and the last one to get completely naked would win all the money in the world. It turns out that George Steinbrenner was wearing his skin tight leather pants and his super hot spandex fat man bra. He now owed Alex all the money in the world. Being the sly fox Steinbrenner is, he got on Austin Powers' private jet and escaped with all the money in the world. Steinbrenner and Austin Powers were messing around on the jet and they forgot where they had to go, got drunk and dropped all the money out of the plane. Steinbrenner then served as a prostitute for 273.09 years, and made like a gazillion and 3 dollars. The New York Yankees were now the name of a pro baseball team, so Steinbrenner wanted to connect with his inner roots so he bought the team named after homosexuals and Jews.

The Yankees set a record for least World Series wins with -14 with only one World Series appearance against the Cleveland Browns. This was known as the World Heavyweight Bowl Cup Series Tour. Which is like 3 sports in one. They decided to name the Yankees -14 time World Series champs because they lost to a team with absolutely no talent what so ever.

[edit] Yankee Stadium

Yankee Stadium was really big. There was no front door until the 1996 season when Joe Torre was in his 378th year of managing the Yankees, and he complained so Bob the Builder made a front door to Yankee Stadium and the players could play in it. Year 2008 was the last season for Yankee Stadium, and the New Yankee Stadium is already being built on top of Dane Cook. This was his punishment for stealing shoe jokes and ruining them. That was like one of the best jokes of all time. You should probably go youtube it or something, it was pretty funny until he stole it.

[edit] Joe Torre

After the 2007 season Joe Torre got booted out of The Steinbrenners' game of Halo 2 so Joe Torre Rick Rolled George and he got pissed and it made him do bad things. Torre Rick Rolled the wrong man. The Yankees organization then interviewed several people to take over for the manager position. Their options were Bill Belichick, King Arthur, Hitler, Optimus Prime, Aaron Carter, Christopher Columbus, Ed Reed, Steve Urkel, Napoleon Dynamite, John Madden, the entire Jewish population, the Koolaid guy, Hulk Hogan, Darth Vader, and the Jackson Five. The leading candidate was Bill Belichick, but he told the media he would stop cheating so they hired Joe Girardi instead. The new logo of the team that used to be the New York Yankees. Now they are the Belfast Fighting Finlays.

On October 20th, 2008, George M. Steinbrenner was attacked by a leprechaun. The leprechaun would actually be the end of the greatest and most hated team in sports history as Hornswoggle Finlay's beating of 'Herr Steinbrenner' meant that his father, David Edward 'Fit' Finlay, the World Wrestling Entertainment Superstar, would now be the owner of the Yankees. When Hornswoggle attacked King George III (in an live broadcast of SmackDown on October 17, 2008), Yankee haters everywhere celebrated as Finlay would take over the greatest franchise in sports and would relocate the team from New York to his hometown of Belfast, Northern Ireland. Major League Baseball approved of the sale of the Yankees to Finlay Ltd. L.P., L.L.C. by a unanimous 29-0 vote. Steinbrenner was demoted to being the official dog catcher for the city of Boston, and is paid $1 a year. Finlay would fire all Yankees personnel and told star 3rd baseman to take a hike. A-Rod would join Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens as the first players to be chosen by the Tehran Turd Worlders, a new expansion team co-owned by Casey Anthony, Scott Peterson, Oakland Raiders presidenr Al Davis and President Barack Obama. The team is expected to play in the year 2525. In other words, see ya, wouldn't want to be ya.

       Finlay would create an extreme makeover to the Yankees, renaming them the Belfast Fighting Finlays, and changing their logo as well as changing the Yanks' pinstripes to green. Finlay also hired Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as the Finlay's GM/manager and replaced Rodriguez with fellow WWE superstar, the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels.