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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about Newgrounds. We are sorry they insist on being this lame.
Newgrounds began in 1988 when Tamia invented the internet. He began many productions using a product called flash which was invented by Louis Pasteur.

Newgrounds ended just 4 minutes after it started, but in 1999, a young neo nazi by the name of Tom Fulp had the idea of bringing back up Newgrounds to the internet world.

Kenny Slasher is a fecalphiliac who has pressed a bill to allow scat humor on the Internet. And it spawned a flash video about eating shit.

Where/What is Oldgrounds?[edit]

Though it is true that Hitler did in fact create Newgrounds right after inventing the Internet, he built NG (referring to Newground's 53<r37 code name) upon the remains of another short-lived-but-revived website called Ebay. As well, this website was revived by Tom Fulp, but serves a different purpose. It is a website currently used to trade factory-produced pork products such as Oscar Meyer weiners.

So, technically, Ebay is "Oldgrounds."