Niberia

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Niberia is, opposed to unpopular belief, not a real country at all. Anyone who can make the claim is either gullible or is not afraid of lying, and should not be believed, even if you are given a long-winded history of its lemon population and shown its black and white checkered flag. Scientists are unsure whether it was a misunderstanding of a real county such as Nigeria, the popular song Siberia or the product of a scam. However, not many people have heard of this country, so it was easy to track.

The only living creatures who have ever heard of it are Adam Ant, a small green frog, God, and everyone who has seen this page by some kind of fluke. Adam Ant is thought to be the cause, and to protect the public from stupidity, the Malaysian goverment has sent a robot bounty hunter with a striking resemblance to Clint Eastwood. As of November 23rd, 2004, the small green frog was found and killed in a brutal murder including a pillow and a ham sandwich. Malaysia considered attempting to go after God also, but a sudden lightning bolt struck a tree in their planning department's close vicinity, and they quickly decided against it.

-UPDATE-: As of January 16th, 2002, it has been reported that the assassin and Malaysia decided instead to make it seem that Adam Ant was really insane, and not just acting like he was in his spare time. He was taken to a mental hospital and started mooing like a cow and putting mud on his face for no reason, apparently because that's the sort of thing Adam Ant does when he is taken to a mental hospital and has nothing better to do.