Nice boots
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Boots that are highly appealing and add or enhance the attractiveness of the wearer. Tastes vary, but it is generally agreed that the most appealing style are usually lace-up knee-high combat boots. If a woman wears them it helps to have a stilletto or chunky heel. Boots are usually made of black leather and have a bit of a shine, or are made out of black PVC.
If the wearer is of moderate attractibility or better, said boots are usually considered "fuck-me" boots.