Nick Jonas' Hair

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Nick Jonas's head without his hair.

“It's all natural. His hair is the chosen one.”

~ Dwayne Johnston on Jew Fros

Nick Jonas has the best hair in the world. He really has a jew fro on, and to your right, you can see his head with the jew fro off. He is a hair god, really.

[edit] A Brief History

Nick's hair was made by Dwayne Johnston in 1974 to prove that "black people can do something". Although, nice males made fun of it and called it a "jew fro", thus making the name "jew fro". The name was formed this way: Nick Jonas is a jew, and "fro" rhymes with "slow".

Also, Nick Jonas is from Yugoslavia, and people there have really good hair. When he arrived in America, many people were dazzled by his naturally curly and black hair, must to the jealousy of John Travolta, who has the greasiest hair. John Stamos and Elvis have to say his hair sucks, but not the girls. As the oil prices get higher and higher, Nick just puts the gasoline in his own, dark, curly, hair. Osama bin Laden demanded Nick to stop doing "that thing with his hair", even though Nick doesn't know what he's talking about. Saudi Arabia is all desert, and people there can only afford one small drop of oil. Nick was arrested after this, but he ran away when the very stupid Iraqi police wasn't looking.

He had once caught Britney Spears disease, where people lose their hair. For an unknown reason, he blames couches. And gay people. And especially gay couches!

[edit] Coat of arms...

In Yugoslavia, the coat of arms has Nick's hair on it. Unusual, but he still has the best hair. It is used with Nick's permission. There was actually a world war over who's coat of arms should have Nick's hair on it. The countries in the war were Albania, Andorra, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, FYR Macedonia, Georgia, Hawaii, Israel, Montenegro, Romania, Russia, San Marino, Serbia, Slovakia, and Ukraine. So then they decided that it should go to a country that's not in the war. Yugoslavia wins.

[edit] ...or a symbol of peace?

The world does not have any current wars. This is because Nick is alive and well. As the world record holder for the best hair, his hair is a sign of peace. His dog, Bob, is a symbol of politics and dumb orphans, and Selena Gomez is just a lazy whore. Many, many people believe there is actually a radio antennae hidden ih his hair. Of course, this is just an opinion.

[edit] Notable Uses

Paris Hilton used his jew fro to scrub her new pink car. Walter Mondale used his jew fro as a napkin by whiping his mouth. His jew fro was once used as a prop for the Great Movie Ride. John Stamos poured hot sauce on it because he hates it. After all those "great" things, his hair still looked extremely good.