Nintendo Power
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Nintendo Power is the best selling and highest earning newspaper of Nintendo World. It is based in The Mushroom Kingdom, however it is well known to every other corner of Nintendo World and it's publications reach the farest reaches of the Lylat System, and thats a fucking long way!
Nintendo Power is also a term used to describe the mysterious power that kept Nintendo afloat during the N64 and GameCube eras, as well as the first 3 months of the DS launch.
[edit] History of Nintendo Power
Nintendo Power was founded by Dr Gerald Robotnik, who at the time was working for the Mushroom Kingdom's royal family. Within a mere five years, Nintendo Power became the best selling paper in Nintendo World. However after the discovery of Robotnik's own hidden agenda for Nintendo World, he was cast aside and was never heard from again.
After Robotnik's dismissal by the Mushrrom Royal Family, Nintendo Power began to decline into a festering turd of a newspaper. Sales plummeted and it seemed that Nintendo Power was finished. However one event saved Nintendo Power from complete closure, the kidnapping of Princess Peach by Mobian rebels. Nintendo Power snapped up the coverage of this life changing event and soon sales soared to an all time high. Nintendo Power was saved.
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