No, it isn't
You see, I told you so.
How I told you so
Oh my God, are you kidding me? I told you thousands of time, you fucking dummy. I mean, I told you that time you wanted to suck a fart from my ass. And that time you climbed up that tree to impersonate a fucking jungle monkey, I also told so.
So don't come telling ME about pisspoor timing, motherfucker, coz you were wrong from the beginning!
How you are wrong
Hahaha, where o where do I start? Well, here are some pointers:
- When your mom was born. I mean, the world was a fucking paradise before she came around
- When your dad was born. Well, he was pretty cool, I guess, until he met your mom
- When they made you. Don't even get me started about that one.
- When you were born.
Now, those ones are all your fault. The rest was just incidental.
What you can do about it
Allright, here's a 5 step programme to help you with your silly mistakes:
Or just tell your mom she's fat. That will probably have the same effect.