Noble Peace Prize

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The Noble Peace Prize (not to be confused with the Nobel Peace Prize) is an award given out to members of noble families all over the world. Largely seen as a token action to compliment each other, the prize is recognized globally only by royalists and the insane.

A one-person committee makes all the decisions. Currently, the Queen of the United Kingdom heads the committee. She has been accused of practicing nepotism and awarding those who tend to return favours later. George W. Bush was a notable recipient of the award.

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