Noggin'

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Deep in the headal region of the northern thorax, the Noggin is profound.

Joseph Conrad led a famous expedition into the upper region of the Noggin while chewing Kodak brand tobacco. The Horror fed him to a Rumba brand vacuum cleaner, but reindeer blood washed his sins into the Red Sea.

Profundity ensued. LSD was consumed at the end of each year. River parasites ate and drank and burped with a depth never seen before, except by Dennis Hopper's cameras.

A deer's worth of circulatory juices overfed the tomatoes. It was the end, my friend.