Norway/Famous Norwegians

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  • Jens Stoltenberg: The current prime minister of Norway. Stoltenberg is best known for being unwanted in Washington because of making a series of prank calls to George W. Bush in December, 2003.
  • Eric The Red: Eric was a well known communist who was the first European ever to visit the US. He called it Wineland, because when he got there, he drank three bottles of wine before returning. This is of course not known in the US.
  • King Harald: Norway's current king. Harald has several times attempted to flee the country with his sail boat.
  • Kronpins Haakon: The Norwegian crown prince. Haakon has attempted every measure to avoid being the heir of Norway, including marrying a woman who already had a child and who formerly did drugs. He did not succeed - yet.
  • Magne Furuholmen: The best keyboard player in the known UNIVERSE!
  • a-ha: Without question the most famous Norwegian music act. a-ha wrote the theme song to the James Bond movie The Living Gaylights.
  • Mullah Krekar: A famous kurdish-born Norwegian freedom fighter. Has tried to escape from Norway several times, but Norwegian authorities put him in jail because they did not want him to leave. Obviously a very popular person in Norway, much because of his beard, which serves as an inspiration for many Norwegians with less hair. If you grow your hair in Norway, you will eventually get the people to do what you want them to do. This is a well known tactic in Norway.
  • Kristian Vikernes AKA Varg Vikernes: Another person the government put in jail. He was merely trying to get his fireplace going so he could get his hot dogs ready.
  • Ola Nordmann: A norwegian hardrocker and "tyttebærpeller".
  • Kristin Clemet: Exiled Norwegian, now supreme ruler of Propaganda Snoreway.
  • Princess Leah: Royal heiress of Norway. Her hats are known to be outrageously big, but so is her heart.
  • Carl I. Hagen: Wife of Eli Hagen. Part of a national experiment of how many people one man can fool. He fooled about 20% of the population at most. Married to:
  • Eli Hagen: Eli Hagen is well known for being a part of the Jackass team (actually it was secret, but now you know it). Her stunt reportoire includes things like driving down the stairs outside the royal castle, showing up in public with weird hair cuts and writing books just to see if anyone will actually read them. Is also known to refuse magazines that pay for interviews and she assures everyone she does not care about money, so that must be the reason.
  • Siv Jensen: Siv Jensen took over Carl I. Hagen's experiment after Hagen resigned. She is known to be both pro and against the European Union.
  • Mette Marit: Norwegian porn star and famous gold digger. Was once spotted digging gold out of the hindquarters of random passers-by. This did not go down at all well with the Norwegian Gold Diggers Union or the Society of the Ramdomly Passing By, who promptly had her killed.
  • Wolfgang Quick: Infamous inventor. And a real hunk of a man.
  • Kjell Magne Bondevik: Former prime minister of Norway who was abducted by aliens in 2005. Also known for his reign of terror between the years 2001 and 2005. tens of thousands of Norwegians died, some of them not even from old age.
  • Fridtjof Nansen: Famous nationally for almost making it to the North Pole. Yes, really.
  • Ronny Amundsen: Famous internationally for actually making it to the South Pole. Infamous nationally for stealing Nansen's ship to do it.
  • Asgeir: Rebellious leader of the Terrorist organization "Extreme Oppussing". Also called The Boss of all bosses. His hair is stained from the blood of all his victims.
  • Jon Almaas: the ruler of Norwegian television. Very clean.
  • Vidkun Quisling: The only Norwegian known beyond Europe.
  • Jahn Teigen: Professional skeleton, member of Norwegian Androgynic Silly Artists (NASA).
  • Ole Brumm: The Norwegian defence minister who said the world famous words: "Ja takk, begge deler" ("Two beers or not two bears, that is the question and the answer to world peace in the Middle East"). He also wrote the famous Oslo agreement.
  • Marve Fleksnes: Lech Walesa's cousin, fighting for workers rights in Norway.
  • Kari Bremnes: Famous porn star. Made over 600 Norwegian pornographic films in her career with Arne Brimi. When she tragically died in a freak porn-related food accident (involving some pretty poignant butt ultimately flawed fellatio-related roasting of big game), the whole country ground to a halt. Conspiracy theorists claim that the anti-porn league of food haters killed her and made it look like a freak accident.
  • Kurt Nilsen: The leader of the cartel called Idol. Also known for his terrible lack of humour, terrible voice, and being a cousin of Bilbo Baggins. Has occasionally spent time in a vat of caviar on top of a giant baboon. But pays his taxes.
  • Pia Haraldsen: Former stepdaughter of Queen Sonja of Norway's brother until recently when her mother was dumped and Pia went public in Norwegian media and claimed that her mother was broke and was now attending Norwegian wellfare services. Norwegians are now working on selling Pia to their neighbour country Sweden. Rumours has it that the Sweeds will only accept the deal in exchange for Thomas Quick which is considered to be a good deal for the Norwegians.
  • Helene Rask: She's a fucking sexy lady. Everyone want's to touch her boobs and pussy.
  • Knut Hamsun
  • Do-draugen: He is the chief of the ministry of culture and education. He proves his creativity by lurking in people's toilets and puts a finger up their rectum when they're about to take a dump.
  • Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: Probobaly norways most famous soccer player ever made. But does he know how to play soccer? no, he really dont.
  • Aylar Lie: This is norways most beloved porn-star (and miss norway winner). She has posed in several magazines like "Hjemmet" ( fisting magazine) and "Allers"(A magazine with ladies 70+)
  • Jenny Rolness: A gun-crazy, rigth-wing, fur-wearing female from the wildernes of Førde city. Often seen hunting bambi in the city park
  • Odd Martin Mikalsen:A world known bardudøl,most famous for his mastering of the almost forgotten "bardai daiki" language.
  • Vegar Nygård: Known for being the biggest idiot, after proposing democracy in the City Square of Bergen, often gets the comment: Klepp deg og få deg en jobb (Cut yourself, and get a (hand)job)
  • John Erik Berle an almost famous football player
  • Arne Brimi: A crazy man who talks jibberish in many Norwegian gay porn movies. "Gutta på tur" is his most famous gay porn movie.
  • Lene Alexandra: Her boobs, her boobs, her boobs are OK!
  • Harald Eia : The man who invented heterosex
  • Pål Bang Hansen : Winner of Miss Norway 1966
  • Pompel and Pilt: Repairmen hired by NRK (Northern Radical Kommunists)
  • The Mysterious Merry : Runs like hell when he sees a girl
  • B : A dude who keeps his mouth shut every time he is swimming in Lysakerelva beside any girl he is in love with (especially Tale)
  • Andy LaPlegua: singer and DJ for Combichrist, Icon Of Coil and Panzer AG
  • Lene Nystrom: the one sexiest teletubbies and singer of the pop band aqua