Norweigan chicks

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The earliest reference to Norweigan Chicks can be found in Finnish folklore, where they are referenced as either human forms or corporeal representations of the Troll Hammer, god of Trolls and big, big, BIG HAMMERS .

In Russian mythology, Norweigan Chicks are said to be warm to the touch, no matter how cold it is outside, and they present themselves to weary travellers. However, some sources indicate that this was a ruse to draw desperate travellers in, as their main source of nutrition is the male brains extracted using THE TROLL HAMMER through complicated processes of smashy-bashy-crashy-and-smashy-some-more-just-for-the-fu@#en-heck-ofit..... trolls are fun.

Scientific research has shown that Norweigan Chicks have existed and in fact do exist today, however the various mythology is not accurate. Norweigan Chicks are currently believed to be responsible for the assassination of Micheal Dukakis, preventing him from beating Reagan in the 2000 election. However, Norweigan Chicks deny this allegation and due to lack of evidence, are not being prosecuted at this time.

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