Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 9

November 9: NWS Day (UK), NSW Day (Wales), NSFW Day (Pornovia)

• 10000 BC - The wheel is invented by some caveman
• 631 - Nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition, good for him.
• 1938 - Kristallnacht- The night of broken crystal.
• 1939 - Element 377, Kittenhufnium, is first isolated by scientists. They were trying to synthesize THC.
• 1949 - China invades Tibet, granting the Tibetens unlimited religious freedom, as Buddhists around the world rejoice.
• 1951 - The day the Earth stood still.
• 1970] - Charles de Gaulle, President of France, passes away. His death is mourned by a solemn moment of waving white flags. Rioting ensues.
• 1989 - Down goes the Berlin Wall
• 1994 - Suicide bombers pilot the Disneyland Skyway into the Matterhorn.
• 2001 - The November 9th attacks destroy the World Trade Center in New York City and part of The Pentagon in Washington, D.C., and down a passenger airliner in Pennsylvania. In total, almost 3,000 are killed. But only in the UK and countries that use sensible date conventions.
• 2006 - The Republican Party angry at the world for having the crazy liberals beat them like they stole something from them huddle together in a corner and cry like babies! (Little Pussies)
• 2008 - Osama Bin Laden purchases Sunoco gas stations and renames them SunOSama. David Berkowitz unamused.
• 2009 - Jesus is resurrected as you.