Nuclear family

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The nuclear family was a group of people loosely connected by ionic bonds. It was commonly regarded to include a mother, a father, a half-bat, half-Mexican child, and a cactus with a nametag.

• The nuclear family died in 1951 of radiation poisoning.

 

The Nuclear Family
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