“I believe that a country like the United States should have more nukes, even though we have about 28,000 of them.”
The United States of America has the largest arsenal of nuclear missiles - somewhere in the area of 28,000 to 30,000. Russia disputes this, saying they have 50,000 to 60,000.
Keeping 30K Nukes in a Single Country
There are nuclear missiles hidden underneath cities.
Millions of places around the United States are lodged with nukes ready to be launch with the single push of a button, right after a fingerprint scan and a long 30-digit code is entered by the President or some terrorists planning to destroy the world.
If America decides to, it can destroy the entire world. They have small nukes. Big nukes. Bigger nukes. The biggest nukes. Nukes even bigger than that, and small pencil-sized nukes designed to blow apart door locks so buildings can be entered by special forces teams.
And now, since the US government is poor because they decided to invest the country's money into schools - big mistake - they are selling small, nuke-making kits for ages 6 and up. By the end of this year, you will be able to buy a 2000-piece kit to build your very own fully-operational nuclear missile, complete with an 18-megaton nuclear warhead and a computer which you can use to select what city you want to destroy!
All this for just $125,995.95 from your local toy store.
America's Defence and Offence Budgets
America has invested over $1 into its defense budget. Their offense budget on the other hand is $1.8 trillion. Thanks to this 1.81 trillion:1 ratio, we have taken over Iraq's oil fields and gave them to Dick Cheney to fuck up their country. You can thank Bush for 9/11 because he was to lazy to put more money in the defense budget and prefers listening to children reading in a school - probably because he can't. As for Joe Biden, he's trying to make Iran give up its nukes by stamping his feet and going "Waaaaa! Big nasty Arabic country has oh so many nukes!"
Bush is a bloody fuck. Obama thinks defence and offense are for basketball, so he's putting nuclear research under the Pentagon instead of under "defence".
Nukes and World War III
I suspect that America has spent at least $10 trillion or more into its offense budget, what with all those nukes. If there is a World War III, which there hopefully will be next week if the plans are carried out correctly, America will launch its biggest, baddest and most destructive nukes around the world to destroy all of its enemies. The multiple nuclear explosions out of deans butt will rip the world apart, and cover the Earth with a stingy rain and there will be no more kitten huffing or porno for us to enjoy. If America doesn't use all of its nukes at once - if they just fire one at a time and they don't blow up all at once and destroy the world - what will happen then?
America will be out of nukes, and will actually have to resort to sending the thousands of soldiers, tanks, helicopters, fighter planes and ships over to the enemy countries to eliminate them. Or they could just buy more nukes. America could buy the make-your-own-fully-operational-nuclear-missile kits and build more, but there are limited supplies of them.
If World War III suddenly breaks out and America buys a couple of thousand of those bad boys, then there will DEFINITELY be no more crack Not even puppy huffing, or bagging out Uncyclopedia for deleting your articles.
So, in case World War III starts, make sure you build yourself a spaceship to fly to another planet to live on, because if it does, we'll all be given high quality stinky cheese. And make sure you bring a lot of food, drinks, porn magazines and kittens to huff for the rest of your life.
Nukes and the Universe
The explosion would rip apart all of the galaxies, like a super-supernova, and expand out over the universe, destroying everyone and everything. So if you leave Earth and forget your kitten to huff, then there won't even be aliens to fuck, although I'm not sure if you should try alien huffing.
But if the universe is destroyed, you could still go into one of the parallel universes and see if it exists. But make sure you bring your own kittens or find some different dimension kinds from other universes, because if you go into the parallel universe everything might be similar or the same.
If the President gets angry, he might decide to just destroy the entire world. Like if he loses his election and is moving out of the White House, he could decide that there's "no point in living anymore" and activate the nukes with the big red button after the fingerprint scan and the thirty-digit code. (Of course, he might be impeached, but then it'd be waaaaaay too late.)
So get your spaceships, food, porn magazines and kittens ready for a trip into outer space to another planet or universe, because if the nukes go off they'll go off real bad.