Nude Beach

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“The problem with Nude Beaches is their obvious lack of thongs.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Nude Beaches

A nude beach in October. At 7.57 pm

Nude Beaches are a subset of a Hispanic gang known as the 18th Street Beaches. Not to be confused with the 18th street Beeeeotches, which are a different gang entirely. The Nude Beaches are known for violent gang warfare and general nakedness. Nude Beaches are not a good source of kittens for Kitten Huffing, as they are well known for liking to huff rhesus monkeys instead.