Numpad1

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Best described in Andrews Delios' 1672 book "Press Any Other Key To Continue";

"...some say that numpad1 is a myth, a rumour circulated by the church to impress on its followers the fragility of life... the truth is that it is frighteningly possible that somewhere out there exists a keyboard with an extra key, a key which when pressed would literally end the world in an instant. The key is certainly unique - its owner likely a nobody, unware of its importance to the continuation of mankind, miraculously bestowed with the power to undo God's creation with the extension of a mortal finger - and if found must be destroyed at once..."

The key is popularly believed to be God's idea of a Bloody Good Joke.

 

Letters of the Sun Alphabet:
Help |   | F1 | F2 | F3 | F4 | F5 | F6 | F7 | F8 | F9 | F10 | F11 | F12 | Print Screen | Scroll Lock | Paul | Mute | Volume Down | Volume Up | Power
Stop | Again | esc | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 0 | - | = | \ | ~ | Insert | Home | Page Up | Num Lock | / | * | -
Props | Undo | tab | Q | W | E | R | T | Y | U | I | O | P | { | } | backspace | Del | End | Page Down | 7 | 8 | 9 | +
   Front | Copy | ctrl | A | S | D | F | G | H | J | K | L | ; | ' | return |                                                   4 | 5 | 6
Open | Paste | shift | Z | X | C | V | B | N | M | , | . | ? | shift | up arrow |                                         1 | 2 | 3 | enter
Find | Cut | caps lock | alt | Meta | s p a c e b a r | Meta | Compose | Cast Spell | Alt Graph | left arrow | down arrow | right arrow | 0 | .