Olaf

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Olaf, most people confuses this with a old norweigian name, but in fact it is not. Olaf is more of a "state of mind". When people are Olaf, they are fresh, clever beautiful and very good at everything. Olaf is also the ruler of the most of the known universe....Of course no being on earth would know such things because people on earth are unevolved.

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The first to adopt this state of mind, was one Olaf Rockerfellafergestein, who came to be known as Olafthegreat. He used this state of mind to full his ever growing ego, though some argue it is not egotistical to say your are great when you actually are. He was the first to develop this, which is quite often known as a "God Complex". He felt that he could overcome any challenge without the slightest effort, and infact he could.

He showed a public exhibition of his powers, in which he convinced a group of near by models to lift an oil tanker and throw it at a monument dedicate to the fonz, someone Olaf believed to be a false idol. He used this display of his powers to get enough publicity so he could publish a book, called "Olaf-an insight into pure genious". He sold this through various infomercials and interviews. The book however lied about how he achieved this. It said he achieved it by climbing up mount Everest and sitting there in silent meditation for several weeks. Many tried this and died, which was Olaf's intentions all along. Olaf infact developed these skills through burning orphanages and hunting salt water cattle, a breed of cattle which he made extinct.

Olaf lives now somewhere in Europe and is trying to get followers for his elitious mindset. His calls himself 'Elite'. It's impossible to reach the status of 'Elite'. As Olaf explains: "Ik ben Elite". In 2006 he got confronted with Japanese and sincethen he's trying to decrease the ammount of Japanese tourists with words like: "Japan is gevaarlijk" and "Ik haat Japan".