On Deadly Sausage

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On Deadly Sausage (R)
Directed by Steven Seagal
Produced by Steven Seagal
Written by Steven Seagal
Starring Steven Seagal
Music by Steven Seagal
Distributed by Steven Seagal Inc.
Release date(s) Why
Running time 4 days (incl. end speach)
Language Native American
Budget Too big
IMDb profile




“I want to be his bitch.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Steven Seagal in "On Deadly Suasage"

“Speak up, Japanese Boy!”

~ Chuck Norris on Wang 'Pang' Dang

“1994 was all a blur. I was so high. Then I realised I've done this fucking shit.”

~ Michael Caine on his role in "On Deadly Suasage"

“We blew how much on this film???”

~ Jimbo Smith, CEO of Warner Bros. Pictures


On Deadly Sausage (a.k.a. An Inconvenient Truth 2: This Time, It's Personal) is a 1994 environmental action-adventure film directed by and starring Steven Seagal, and co-starring, Michael "are you insane" Caine. It was produced by Seagal and sorry to say, released 1994.

Synopsis[edit]

Steven Seagal plays a Japanese Boy, Wang 'Pang' Dang, a specialist in dealing with german sausage and swedish meatballs. He befriends the Swedish King, Lars-Olaf Svensson and fights against the evil mobile phone company Sony Ericsson. The President of Sony Ericsson Mobile Communications is Miles Flint (played by a druged and botox injected Michael Caine). The company treatens to expose the Nordic Europe with cancer radiation from their cell-phones. Wang 'Pang' Dang uses all of his Sausage-power to fight this evil empire. This is Seagal's directorial debut; he also produced, wrote the shit, made the supper and held a speech so long he's still at it.

Criticisms[edit]

From all over the world.

Trivia[edit]

  • Seagal went to stripclubs during the shooting of this movie.
  • It is rumored that the original cut of the film featured an 11-minute speech at the end by Seagal about pollution. But in the final edit the speech was recut to 922 minutes.
  • a Sequel is planned. It may contain a speech and some snapping of necks.
  • Holds the Guinness World Record for 'Most Squinting in a Film'
  • The Kansas City Commissioner for Public Morality complained that Seagal appears to be sexually aroused during fight scene 67. Seagal has denied this, claiming that he was carrying a can of Pepsi in his trousers at the time.

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