Once you go black, you don't go back

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“ Once you go black, you don't go back... Unless you're Michael Jackson ”

~ Chris Mead

“I can go black, and back”

~ Oscar Wilde on going black

This phenomenon was indisputably proven in a double-blind placebo study conducted by Kraft foods in the late '80s.

The attractive forceful stylez of the black femalez seek to ensnare the unsuspecting white male, much like the advertising campaignz of Tony Little (who is not black). Oftentimez the white male will be consumed after intercourse, usually with barbeque sauce, hot sauce that she has licked from her toes, or sweet potato mash. The stare of a black female during and after aftercourse can be truly terrifying to the unsuspecting white male. Scientistz struggle to identify the leading cause of such "jungle feverz."

The black male may stalk his paler female prey in da clubz. While they do not consume the post-coital female, they may make favorable reference to their "stank." And kittenz.

Also note that further recent research has revealed that everything tastez better on a cracker.

Now, black man on white man - thatsa wholenother story!