One Hundred and One Dalmatians
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| One Hundred and One Dalmatians | |
|---|---|
 The original movie poster | |
| Directed by | Eli Roth Rob Zombie George Lucas Blitz Smith Don Bluth |
| Produced by | Walt Disney |
| Written by | Big Bird Bob the Builder |
| Starring | Daffy Duck Donald Duck Laura Bush Billy Mays Dave Chappelle Sean Hannity Rosie O' Donnell Dario Argento Tourettes Guy |
| Music by | Cannibal Corpse Kurt Cobain Dope Philip Glass Mastodon Anal Cunt John Williams 50 Cent |
| Editing by | Sabine Hoffmann |
| Distributed by | Walt Disney Pictures |
| Release date(s) | October 1, 2006 (premiere) Friday October 13th, 2006 |
| Running time | 100 minutes |
| Language | English Swedish Sign Language |
| Budget | $5.15 million |
| Followed by | Patch's London Adventure |
“Scary!”
~ Your mom on One Hundred and One Dalmatians
“DreamWorks made the worst movie ever for Don Bluth! Hell, I dunno who they are!”
~ Hannah Montana on One Hundred and One Dalmatians
“I'd tap that, unless if you wanna shoot the dogs. You don't have to.”
~ Oscar Wilde on One Hundred and One Dalmatians
“If I noticed about the horror film, I swear that I was betraying the dog films of Hollywood.”
~ Walt Disney on One Hundred and One Dalmatians
“WTF?”
~ Roger Ebert on One Hundred and One Dalmatians
One Hundred and One Dalmatians (also known as Dalmatians from Hell) is a 1961 torture/horror/murder dog flick by Disney based on the book by Doodle Smith. It grossed $1,111,111,111,111,111,111,111 on its release. Due to its popularity, it spawned a sequel, 101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure, which was considered the worst sequel ever, and was recalled dozens of times.
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[edit] Plot
In London, there's a proud dalmatian named Pongo. He lives with his "pet" Rodger. (Yes, the dog is the owner in this story). Then Pongo meat his true love: Perdita. They got maried fast.
At the honeymoon, we see the gal baby-making, Anita, but has babies, Lucky, Patch, Rolly, Penny, Freckles, Pepper, Jewel, Dipstick, Fidget, Two-tone, and Whizzer. They went to the doctor and then got kidnapped by the evil dwellers to Baduns, Jasper & Horace.
The puppies got trapped in an old house called Hell Hall (it lives up to its name). Then the parents come and fight like all the firery pits of hell with the baduns. Cruella DeVille chases them in a moter cycle but is defeated. Then the puppies return home.
In the sequel, Patch's Adventure, Patch thinks the other forgot him when they really did. He thought it wasn't on purpose but it was. And he meet some TV dog basteard called Thunderbolt. More like BlunderButt. Then Cruella kidnaps them again and they get chased again and they ride a bus. And Cruella is send to the lony bin once and for all. Too bad the sequel can't go there with her.
[edit] Cast
- Daffy Duck - Pongo
- Donald Duck - Cruella DeVille
- Laura Bush - Perdita
- Billy Mays - Patch
- Dave Chappelle - Lucky
- Sean Hannity - Roger
- Rosie O' Donnell - Anita
- Dario Argento - Jasper
- Tourettes Guy - Horace
[edit] Reception
It scored, $666,666,666,666,666 on its budget with the critics giving out positive review, as the Nostalgia Critic said, "On a scale of 10, it is 101% of awesomeness. This movie will pwn me forever!" and Roger Ebert saying, "It's a good film, but not as good as Plan 9 from Outer Space." Rotten Tomatoes gave this a fresh 101%. Oh, and the native critic, Angry Video Game Nerd said, "This movie rocks!"
Though, the reception for the first movie had positive reviews, the second one encountered some very negative reviews. That's right, which is why no one cares about direct-to-video stuff. Rotten Tomatoes gave it -1%, with Roger Ebert saying, "102nd on the Top 10 Worst Films of 2003! It is 101 times of gayness!" Even the Nostalgia Critic said, "What the hell is this crap? I died of fucking cancer after watching this sequel!"
[edit] Sequels
[edit] 101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure
It's about Patch's adventure in London. Worst... ... sequel ... ever! Seriously, in this film, there's first, the one of the kind, and then, stuff is going down. Not really, due to the fact that it was freaking stupid.
[edit] 666 Dalmatians
Okay, I am making shit up, now.
[edit] Controversy
The MPAA, or should I say, the Motion Picture Association of America, had rated this NC-17 due to extreme torture and extreme racism such as nigger or jap or spic. No one cared. No really. This anal sex was considered one of the worst of all.
[edit] Awards
- Academy Award
- NOMINATED:
- Best Anal Rape Scene - Cruella De Ville
- Best Torture - Disney
- Best Picture - Disney
- Best Nigger - Daffy Duck
- WINNER:
- Best Orgy - Pongo
- NOMINATED:
[edit] Trivia
- Originally, Adam Sandler was going to play Devon Duck, but there was no Devon Duck. Damn it, Disney, why?!
- Originally, Angelina Jolie was going to play Cruella DeVille, but she changed her mind after thinking to herself that Cruella was mentally retarded, so Disney, instead, hired John Madden to voice a retarded enemy.
- OMG! THEREZ A TRAIN COMIN THIS WAY! HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP, IT'S CONTROLLED BY CRUELLA DEVILLE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
- Only movie released between 1958-1974 that did not have either Ned Beatty or Michael Caine in a minor role.
