Online Video Game
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Welcome to the Online Video Game article.
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LordAsmedeus: omfg shut up noob
♫: stfu bitch ill kill your family
♫: ...hey!
♫: whats up?
♫: oh, you're one of those guys?
♫: all right, so, since you just bought this game, i guess i should show you around the place
♫: try not to wander off, most people dont take kindly to noobs
♫: just stay with me an youll be fine
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[edit] So... What is this?
♫: well
♫: you clicked "online play" in the main menu
♫: so now you're in the game lobby
♫: which is where people who arent currently in games can look through the open game list
♫: as well as have nice, friendly conversations...
killa466: dude stfu
killa466: let the noob figure it out himself
killa466: dumshit
♫: go fuck your mum, bitch
♫: ANYWAY...
♫: watch out for dumbasses like him
♫: pretty sure i played him the other day
♫: he glitched himself into a wall and crashed the whole fuckin server
♫: hate ppl like him
♫: but, moving on
[edit] What's the big box at the top of the screen?
♫: thats the open games box
♫: shows all the games that are you can enter
♫: once you choose a game, click on it and hit the "join" button
♫: like...
♫: that game right there
♫: wow, 63 ppl in that game
♫: never seen a game that full before
♫: whats the title...
♫: "HOT GIRLS ORAL SEX FREE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER"
♫: ...
♫: wow.
♫: noob central -.-
♫: probably all masher noobs and chat hackers anyway
♫: not a game you want to join
(lol)GAYGOD: bich that server pwns
♫: w/e, have fun getting ass raped by wall glitchers in there bud
(lol)GAYGOD: man u prolly some 40 year old white man in his mums basement
♫: lol noob get a life
♫: MOVING ON...
[edit] What kinds of things should I watch out for?
♫: well
♫: there are a couple things to watch out for
♫: for instance
♫: assholes like gaygod there
(lol)GAYGOD: stfu nooblet
♫: gtfo man
♫: like i was saying...
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♫: you should watch out for spammers
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doodl3: dude shut up
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[dude]AMERICA: STFU
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Yoshi: fuckin 9 year olds always screw up teh chat
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♫: this is exactly what i was talking about
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♫: dumshits like this
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W1ld3: STFU U FUCKIN AMERICAN FAT ASS BITCH
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Administrator: Player "oLdFuCk9" has been kicked from the room.
♫: finally
♫: that was fuckin annoying
♫: but yea
♫: watch out for kids like him
♫: they ruin the fuckin game
[edit] So, can I start playing yet?
♫: sure
♫: lets just find a game to join
♫: hmmm
♫: all right
♫: join the one called "FUN GAME COME NOW!!!"
♫: meet you there
[edit] Joining "FUN GAME COME NOW!!!"...
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JONNY90 killed imanoob
fries killed SARUMAN666
JONNY90: lol noob
imanoob: fuk u
MoNkEy! killed JONNY90
JONNY90: fuckr
MoNkEy!: whiner
♫: hey, you there?
FUDGE killed imanoob
♫: all right, good
imanoob: BITCH
♫: so, this is a typical game
fuckBUSH killed lololol000
♫: lots of violence, death, and swearing
fuckbush: LOL U SUCK NOOB
♫: kinda like prime time television
lololol000: fuck u asswad bitch
♫: so, you've got a gun, and your job is to kill any enemies you see
Yoshi killed FAGLOL
♫: eventually youll either win or lose the game
W1ld3 killed JONNY90
W1ld3 killed redman112122
W1ld3 killed Tim
W1ld3: LOL NOOBS
lionman killed fuckBUSH
W1ld3: I PWN UR FUCKIN ASSES
W1ld3: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
♫: watch out for rocket noobs too
♫: like W1ld3 there
W1ld3: WHO U CALLIN A NOOB FUCKER
ASSRAPE killed i8outurmom
♫: im talkin to u bitch
♫: u a fuckin rocket noob
W1lde: MAN ILL PWN UR WHITE ASS
W1ld3 killed fuckBUSH
W1ld3 killed ASSRAPE
W1ld3 killed lololol000
W1ld3 killed INDIAN
W1ld3: SUCK MY BALLS BITCHEZ
♫: man stfu
♫ killed W1ld3
♫: suck it
W1ld3: MAN U FUCKIN HACK
♫: and ur a fuckin noob
lionman killed FAGGGGGG666
♫: get over it
♫: anyway
[edit] So I just kill everyone who isn't on my team?
♫: pretty much...
W1ld3 killed lionman
W1ld3 killed pickles87
♫: man get a life
W1ld3: STFU BITCH ILL KILL U
♫: sure
imanoob killed Rocketboy3
♫: fag
imanoob: OMG I GOT A KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
imanoob: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAY :DDDDD
W1lde killed imanoob
W1ld3: STFU BICH
♫: well
♫: anyway
[killer]EDGE killed 0wn@g3
♫: i gotta sign off, its after midnight here
♫: peace bud
W1ld3 killed fuckBUSH
W1ld3 killed imanoob
W1ld3 killed lionman
W1ld3 killed terrarista!
W1ld3: NOOBS
♫: and good luck with the game
You killed yourself
♫: ...
♫: you're gonna need it
Administrator: Player "♫" has left the game
W1ld3: NOOB PUSSED OUT LOL
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