Ordinary people

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Ordinary people have been known to exist in the public forests of Albania. They are a rear ended species, that eat salami. Ordinary French people should be given a wide berth, as they are the only known ordinary species with a diet consisting primarily of cheese. Ordinary people are an endagered species, due to the fact that a virulant emonian toe fungus has been corrupting ordinary people, transforming them into sad, sorry, depressed, low energy, creatures deprived of vibrant colours, left only to wear black.

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