Osama Bin Cuddles

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The seventh of eight children of the Cuddles family of eastern Oklahoma, Osama Bin Cuddles has gained a significant measure of notoriety in recent years due to his similarity in name to the entirely unrelated international terrorist Osama Winston Churchill Cuddles of Tucson.
"Where's my Woman?"
Osama Bin Cuddles is generally regarded as the father of modern plant breeding. Beginning in 1870 he developed more than 800 new strains of fruits, vegetables, flowers and grasses; his ideas in general, and many of his hybrids in particular, were important to the revolution in agriculture and food production in the 20th century. One of his earliest creations was the Cuddles potato, a blight-resistant crop which was heavily planted in Ireland.

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