Osama bin Cuddles

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“I shaved him myself!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Osama bin Cuddles

“That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even Osama bin Cuddles may die.”

~ H. P. Lovecraft on Osama bin Cuddles

Avenger of huffed kittens, last seen with librarians. Movements have been made by the Uglo-Americans to make Osama the patron saint of dynamite, vacuums, and anyone who likes to improperly quote Oscar Wilde.

Osama is largely disliked by The Pope because of a sexual interlude that exploded on MTV with King Kong, who is his father.