Osama bin Hitler
Osama bin Hitler is the adopted shaved ape baby of Osama bin Laden and Adolf Hitler. He likes bananas, grenades, swastikas, AK47s, and white muslims. He hates jews. When he grows up, he wants to be just like his daddies, terrorists who kill people and hate jews. He is already in the Iranian Child Army and already has the potential to destroy Uncyclopedia and all of its inhabitants. He watches Teletubbies because they are gayer than Barney and Spongebob combined. He is rumored to be the boyfriend of Stewie Griffin and this is going around like wildfire in the Iraqi tabloids. He thinks all of the admins should be banned for a year because they delete articles like this one.