PETF

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The PETF (People for the Ethical Treatment of Fruit), founded in 1856 by Johnny Appleseed, the activist organization now has more than 97 members worldwide.

[edit] Manifesto

• They protest most drinks made from fruit, or anything else.
• They enjoy eating tasty animals.
• They base their protests on 5 rules.

1. Fruits are not ours for entertainment!
2. Fruits are not ours to exploit!
3. Fruits are not to be eaten!
4. Fruits are not ours to wear!
5. Fruits are not not be experimented on!