PlayStation

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The Sony PlayStation is also considered by many to be the best video game console since Vii. Wait a second... Vii sucked harder than A Retarded European Homosexual on Angel Dust.

[edit] Becoming a Console

Built in 1992 where the remaining feud between Nintendo and Sony culminated in Sony telling Nintendo to GTFO, the Playstation was seen as the savior for people still stuck with playing crappy 2D Games such as Mario, Super Mario, and Super Mario (Now with Donkey Kong!). Undergoing numerous lawsuits and complaints from the Church of being the anti-christ, the Playstation was born into a world of post-japan fetishism, with numerous Japanese products flooding American shores. Being over-priced and coming with unheard of games, as is down with almost every video game console to date, the Playstation sold well until it was taken over by its big mulhoa of a brother, the playstation 9001.

[edit] Controls

In true Japanese fashion, the creators of Playstation wanted to mess with the minds of countless whiny 11-year-olds around the globe and wii bombs. One bright spark decided to put shapes on the Controller, thus eliminating all those without a first-grade education from playing the playstation (Namely, half the gaming population). Soon, after realizing that gamers had caught up to the playstation controllers tricks by watching countless episodes of Barney the Dinosaur to 're'-learn the shapes, another bright spark decided to swap around the Yes and No Buttons on the playstation, therefore eliminating the need for memory cards for five years as people could figure out how to say yes to the "Save Game" option. A couple of years after this, the people at sony decided that yes, joystick was best, and added two of them to the controller, pissing off hundreds of fan-boys who now needed to buy themselves a brand new controller to keep up with the dozens of other fan-boys.

8 = D=The PlayStation 1.243373= On judgment day, Sony thought real long and hard about Michael Jackson. During this 368856794-hour period,Sony came up with the idea of a new system. Too gay to be PlayStation 2 1/2, but to advanced to be PlayStation 1 1/2, they created the PlayStation 1.75. With its 0.0000001 frame per second upgrade, it was the most powerful system on the market But because it sucked German testicles, it failed the nornantitdale approval and was was thrown into jail to be put in the electric chair. Miraculously it's ghost was found and cloned so that CIA could sell it over the internet for an approximate price of 37.6392 cents. One of the CIA's customers had found out, while watching mickey mouse pornography, that if soda was chemically enhanced, then he could put it in the PlayStation 1.243373 to wreck the system. Doing this awakened the spirit of Karrymbo, a deadly as well as mutual foe in the dragon ball series. Karrymbo plagued earth as the only proof that KFC was bad without testing the food, as well as a part time astronaut because no one likes astronauts. At this point, Terry Fox killed Karrymbo by melting his plastic leg and pouring the contents over the demonic beast. Sony contemplated this as a chance to steal the last known traces of the chemical, Exonium from Nintendo, at this point a division of McDonald's. This chemical produced nuclear waste that could make good games. Considering this, Nintendo has done well in sales without eXonium. Sony used the eXonium to create a mechanical bio suit capable of rules faiths, but chose to destroy their balls with it because American Idol was still cool and they did not want to miss an episode by ruling the world. After this event the PlayStation 1.243373 went to extinction a the last known living dinosaur. Scientist took it's corpse and fused it with the bio suit and a few scabs to create Mewtwo, the pokemon who DOESN'T sniff shit. Moves it was able to use were shadow system, psychic hard drive, and repair (a more powerful variation of heal). It was raped and eaten by the religion, Christianity, though, because they were angry for the satanic spawns it was known for (entertainment,etc.). In every way(except one), the PlayStation 1.243373 was dead... or alive... 2.

[edit] See also

• Playstation 2
• Playstation 3
• Psp
• DRM
• UnNews:Greenpeace calls for greener consoles
• Puu